As the group sits around a fireplace, the drone arrives and is carrying a labcoat on a coat hanger1: What is thisDrone: well the books mention that if we all use similar clothes we will act better as a group1: we are not similar3: I can easily see that4: sigh, there he goesDrone: I disagree, you are all clonespfffft cough cough augh - 2 almost choked on his coconut water1: how dare you filthy toaster! - yells 1 as he lifts a hand to smack the droneBZOOOMT!!The drone laser just hit 1 straight in the chest1 is motionless as smoke comes out of his thickly padded leaf vest1: Wow that really works5: itll just amp up the power!?Drone: actually my three settings are flashlight, stun and kill3: that seems odd4: oh believe me I understand, its to stop annoyances6: I knew we were brothers from another mother2: Drone, would you…5: are we cloning mistakes!?2: ahem, drone, would you care elaborate?Drone: oh well you all share the same dna structure and are a result of the perpetuity of your mammal species breeding.6: love2: ahem yes we understand the way it works but a clone is a copy of the same strand variation1: Im uniqueDrone: oh well for algorithm purposes you are all classified as mammalsClick click click click click clickEveryone turns around to see 1 is trying to fire his wood gun at the droneDrone: but for defense protocols you are all under the same Human tag - and cocks its laser gunDrone: you have no shielding in 47 areas of your body - the drone tells 1 but he is busy smacking his gun3: It seems he needs the screwdriver 4: say that again and I bet he’ll get you as a target test6: arguing with brotherly love2: I’m so glad we are not relatedDrone: oh what I need is a wig1: AAAAAAAGHGGGGHHHHH!!
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