As the group sits around a fireplace, the drone arrives and is carrying a labcoat on a coat hanger 1: What is this Drone: well the books mention that if we all use similar clothes we will act better as a group 1: we are not similar 3: I can easily see that 4: sigh, there he goes Drone: I disagree, you are all clones pfffft cough cough augh - 2 almost choked on his coconut water 1: how dare you filthy toaster! - yells 1 as he lifts a hand to smack the drone BZOOOMT!! The drone laser just hit 1 straight in the chest 1 is motionless as smoke comes out of his thickly padded leaf vest 1: Wow that really works 5: itll just amp up the power!? Drone: actually my three settings are flashlight, stun and kill 3: that seems odd 4: oh believe me I understand, its to stop annoyances 6: I knew we were brothers from another mother 2: Drone, would you… 5: are we cloning mistakes!? 2: ahem, drone, would you care elaborate? Drone: oh well you all share the same dna structure and are a result of the perpetuity of your mammal species breeding. 6: love 2: ahem yes we understand the way it works but a clone is a copy of the same strand variation 1: Im unique Drone: oh well for algorithm purposes you are all classified as mammals Click click click click click click Everyone turns around to see 1 is trying to fire his wood gun at the drone Drone: but for defense protocols you are all under the same Human tag - and cocks its laser gun Drone: you have no shielding in 47 areas of your body - the drone tells 1 but he is busy smacking his gun 3: It seems he needs the screwdriver 4: say that again and I bet he’ll get you as a target test 6: arguing with brotherly love 2: I’m so glad we are not related Drone: oh what I need is a wig 1: AAAAAAAGHGGGGHHHHH!!
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