Tiiing

The food has been served feel free to eat as much as you like master Alex.

the luxurious cuisine consists of,  "the waitress says while opening the lid" Sauerbraten with medium rare beef cut ocean of vegetables from Romanesco to fiddleheadsand to top it all off with a bottle of red wine  enjoy sir.

"Alex was stunned by this huge mansion this long table filled with delicious looking food these servents ready at your fingertips, after his 3 days in jail this would be the best possible place he would want to be in".

"As Alex starts having his meal a goon of Giovanni enters the dinning hall with a frown upon his face and whispering in Giovanni's ear":

Sir, Our mansion is about to be infiltrated it's not safe to dine here.

So what? put on the maximum defence possible. Don't you see Iam having a meal right now. "Giovanni says angreliy".

Sir this place is not safe you must escape to a well protected domain.

You serious? you are telling 'me' to retreat from my own house?

Unfortunatley.. yes you must hurry or-

Hestia protect 'Alex' at all costs and evacuate the mantion.

"Hestia was a young lady in a french maid dress with a perfect 36 24 36 figure".

Understood I will protect master Alex with the cost of my life. bon voyage.

Sir Giovanni evacuate fast a squadron of troops is marching towards the front gate our guards cannot hold them for long.

"Giovanni escapes with his goons leaving Alex's safety in hand of Hestia".

Master Alex come with me I know a safe route out of here.

Fast Sir get in the limousine the invaders are open firing they even set the mansion on fire!

Where is Alex I told Hestia to bring him as fast as possible.

Meanwhile : 

Master Alex are you done urinating?

Not quite, wait 5 mins.

Hurry up! we don't have much time left the troops are coming.

2 min more.

No more Iam coming in, your safety comes before anything.

Young master in which stall are you occupied?

this?

no this one??

no no that one???

Aaaa! master come out fast we are running out of time.

"Thuck" too bad you already did.

Now let's see what you have got.

Drop any weapons you have and drop on your knees with hands behind you ba-

"As soon as the commander said that Hestia dashed like a falcon and kicked like a kangaroo catching commander right in the button(chin) breaking his jaw and leaving him with concussion".

It took the soldiers by surprise they haven't thought that the maid would fight back so fast.

for a movement the other backed away but the commander layed motionless.

The soldiers had taken aim with their guns But Hestia sweeps under the vision of the 1st "victim"  dodging the first bullet and kicks him right in the groin rupturing his testicles(balls). using the "injured" soldier as a sheild to sprint towards the remaining ones.

the 2rd soldier thew his firearm and shifted to melee combat. Hestia fients a kick and delievers a liver blow which makes the soldier fall flat on his face.

The others fire inaccurate shots in complete panic as Hestia picks up a M41A and without a moment of hesitation puts 2 bullets in each one of their heads.

¡Wow! she did all that in less than 10 seconds Alex thought to himself.

Young master we must leave immediatly before more soldiers come.

As you wish Señorita.

"Hestia peeks from the corner of the corridor".

move fast the others are coming this way. there is a secret staircase in room no.23 through we can escape.

"Alex tries to open the door of room no.23".

Fuck it's loc-

"thunk" Hestia opens the door with a powerful kick".

I guess that works.

"Hestia rips all the books from the 5th row revealing a lever".

So this is the switch to your secret exit?

Yes master.

"Hestia pulls the lever down".

The wall is moving up what it's pitch black you got a torch?

There will be no need for it just wait a second for the candles to light.

A portion of the wall starts opening up while revealing a pitch black stairway. As soon as the meachanism finishes the staircase lights up with candles with the door opening an underground passageway".