Orc Diplomacy
Mar 01, 2016
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"Gimmie a diplomacy roll."
*Rolls a natural 1. At a -1 penalty.*
"Well, you MEANT to compliment the tanar'ri, but instead you just sort of throw his drink on the ground, overturn his table, and call his mother a whore. He's frozen in shock at the sheer audacity of your insolence."
"Whoops... I leave the bar while he's too flabbergasted to stop me."
"Don't forget to note on your character sheet that you have now earned the undying animosity of a demonic toad."
"So would that go under 'Special Abilities' or...?"
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