Being told that my character hasn't been cleaning themselves properly in at least ten days was honestly the worst and most shocking part of the game. Gale and Lae'zel can go on about how they like your musk all they want, it doesn't matter. Ten days of wandering around and fighting? We camp next to a river? And yet???
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Wait -- I'm sorry he actually says you haven't bathed in ten days or more? I...why would you not knowingly bathe at least in a river every day? You're literally bathed in viscera after every fight if you're the right class!
In a land far away, or possibly in a dimension just next to us, lies the lands of Thedas. The world of Thedas is made up by endless possibilities - a man can be a mage, a rogue, a warrior, even a woman.
From the Free Marches to Ferelden we find champions and heroes saving the world... poorly.
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