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MAYOR SABRINA HAS ISSUED A A REWARD FOR THE CAPTURE OF THOSE WHO DEFECATED IN THE EXELATORS. THOUGH IT IS NOT AGAINST THE LAW (DUE TO THE "FREEDOM OF SPEECH" REVAMP; VERSION 6) CIVILIANS HAVE ISSUED QUITE A FEW COMPKAINTS AND THE MAYOR HERSELF IS QUITE ANGRY. THE REWARD IS: $60,000, TAXABLE BY $50,000. IF YOU CLEAN THE DEFECATION INSTEAD, YOU COULD DAMAGE THE MACHINERY AND WILL BE SUED BY THE MALL ITSELF.
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