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Nov 13, 2023
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GOOD NEWS; THE PRESIDENT OF THE U.S. HAS PASSED A BILL THAT ALLOWS FOR HOUSING TO BECOME POSSIBLE FOR MIDDLE-CLASS CITIZENS ONCE AGAIN. THE GOVERNMENT WILL SUBTRACT $800 OUT OF YOUR HOME PAYMENTS AND/OR RENT IF: YOU DONATE $800 TO THE SPACE-X PROGRAM, ARE BETWEEN 20 AND 60, ARE A ORGAN DONOR OR STEP UP TO FIND OIL AND GOLD IN GREENLAND.
ALTERNATIVELY: GREENLANDERS ARE PLEADED WITH, BY THEIR GOVERNMENT, TO: HIDE YOUR GOLD AND DO NOT ALLOW STRANGERS INTO YOUR DWELLING AT ALL. IN FACT, BUY A WEAPON.
THAT'S THE WORLDWIDE NEWS! TUNE IN TOMORROW
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