Enroll in the lifecare inssurance plan today! For the low price of $200 a day, for 6 months: we'll ensure that your health, dental, automotive and home is insured.
And when the time comes; for only $800 for a year: we'll ensure all your final expesenses are cared for. Because you wouldn't want to be a burden on your family and friends, right?
Non disclaimer: in the case of incompetance wether by us or you, we will not take responsibility for anything. And will in fact charge a additional $1,000 for any mistake either party makes. ($1,000 per any mishap on either end) Those who try to skirt by will encour a extra $4,0,000 debt for surviving family and friends.
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