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And we're here with Mr King and Dr Monreal; on Loid King Live. Welcome back you viewers who have been with us before, abd those of you just joining; we're simply talking about various crisis in the world today, why the good doctor here was just telling us that despite our best efforts, that the horrors in Africa are just getting worse and worse..

Loid: So tell us more about the probles in Africa,?

Monreal: People are not giving enough, they are wasting precious time by being selfish!

Loid: But regular people can only give so..

Monreal: No,no, no, no, no! You do not understand! Fir every 60 seconds, is a minute in Africa...

Loid: Yes, that's true um..

Monreal: ...and every 60 minutes is a hour, and every 24 hours is a day, and every 7 days is a week. And every 3-4 weeks is a month, and every 12 months is a year. And every 10 years is a decade, and every 10 decades is a century abd...

Loid: Every thousand years is a millina?

*Monreal pulls a knife and leaps from his chair, stopping just before the horrified Loid's throat!!!*

Loid: Wh, wha,what?? S,security!

Monreal: You think this is a joke, you STUPID mother fucker?

Loid: N,no.... I was just going off of what you said...

Monreal: I do the explaining here, fatso...

*Security trembles in fear as Monreal sits back down*

Loid: (All you idiots are getting fired...)

Monreal: ...now as I said...

And this has been Loid King Live!
*Outro plays*