While this comic is not autobiographic, I will say I was pretty jazzed when I found out I could order pizza via an app or the internet. It’s so easy! Here’s how it works:
#1 – Open the app, or visit the website affiliated with pizza chain.
#2 – Spend a few hours meticulously custom designing your pizza.
#3 – Go to check out screen and enter your payment information.
#4 – Invent new swear-word combos while lamenting that the check out process is not working.
#5 – Go back to step #1 (possibly on a different device). Repeat 3-17 times.
#6 – If you’ve made it to this step, it’s time to grudgingly let your wife call the order in.
I agree with his assessment. The pinnacle of society and technology is the accessibility of pizza to the masses! Where talking PIZZA damn-nabbit! :-D I ordered plenty of pizzas from Seamless!
James and Matt are a couple of well meaning ne’er do wells out to discover the world and make poor food choices along the way. James is the one with the blonde afro. Matt is the one with the black unibrow. Leon is their dog. Join them twice a week and discover the mysteries of the universe… and beyond!*
*Discovering the mysteries of the universe will have to happen on your own time. But there will be comics twice a week.
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