I have never cackled like I did when I discovered that Larian updated BG3 to include jiggle physics on the male genitalia. I have never resembled that hehehe lizard more. Was there anyone who requested this? Probably not. Does it serve any purpose? Other than to entertain those who are easily amused... no. Will you ever actually notice it in the game? Unlikely. And yet!
... and yes maybe I decided to make a comic out of it because I'm still annoyed that Tapas asked me to censor the Deeply Offensive Lady Nipples if I wanted C&H to be returned to their app.
EDIT: Well! Tapas decided that this was too much for their platform, even though it contained nothing I'd have to explain to a four-year-old if they saw it ¯\_(ツ)_/¯
Champions and Heroes has moved to championsandheroes.thecomicseries.com to escape this bullshit censorship. This comic is available there too in its full floppy glory.
If the lady bits get jiggle physics then so should the man bits. It’s only fair.
On another note: The standarts if what is and isn’t acceptable to show never seize to surprise me. Violence? Yes completely fine but shock horror if anyone might see a penis or a boob.
In a land far away, or possibly in a dimension just next to us, lies the lands of Thedas. The world of Thedas is made up by endless possibilities - a man can be a mage, a rogue, a warrior, even a woman.
From the Free Marches to Ferelden we find champions and heroes saving the world... poorly.
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