So today Ted Cruz had to inform us, without any prompting, that he doesn't think about Donald Trump's penis size. (http://www.rawstory.com/2016/03/ted-cruz-spontaneously-announces-i-dont-have-any-views-on-the-size-of-donald-trumps-anatomy/) The fact that it was unprompted means he probably was thinking about it.
Or about Marco Rubio and Donald Trump's penis.
Honestly, trying to get into Ted Cruz's head just leads us down some dark places. So let's just stop.
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