The Coliseum is huge, its beige color contrasts well with the lush grass that corners it. There are a few gates perforated into this amphitheater, which are all linked to race tracks that cross every biome in Chima. Although the exterior is quite barren, everything changes up when you’re able to rush inside the megastructure: dark granite canopies cover the first few inches of the entrances, with one of them built large enough to support the metal gong behind me, used to signal the end of a race; seats for thousands of animals molded onto the canopies; artificial waterfalls garnish the circuit with blue light reflected from the sun; the floor and it’s coherent, exquisite patterns are made out of cobblestone, delicately chiseled to help Speedorz slide and overflow with speed.
At this height, we can monitor the racers, cornered by more than thousands of spectators, whilst being able to watch the entirety of one of the racetracks.
Cragger and I embrace each other in excitement, hopping in circles. After an entire month of waiting for this moment, we’re finally here, inside the Coliseum! We hop, dance, shout and sing, frolicking around the gong and Eris. She crosses her arms while grunting.
Dad stops our happy moment with hoarse coughs, as he lays his back on a stone throne, then rests his head atop his hand– meanwhile, the other paw holds an open book, flipping pages by the thumb. I hear the paper swoosh and my dad grunt under his breath.
Shouts arise from the crowd, catching us in surprise, after Crominus gets off his Speedor, waving at the viewers. The other racers enter the Coliseum seconds later, mounted on their stone bikes.
Before the competition starts, a white eagle flies off to the skies, revealing his famous orange goggles and his loyal blowhorn– that’s Equila!
“Why, hello everyone who’s watching this amazingly exciting Speedorz Race today! Very glad to see that a lot of animals are gathered here, because—“, he dashes towards the participants, “a very special guest is on his way!”
Eris pulls my hand close to her, shaking her tail feathers, beak open wide.
Equila points at a shiny blue Speedor that’s far away in the distance and screeches:
“Dom De La Woosh!”
Clapping from all corners of the audience reverberates with the strength of waves hitting the shore; it is as if the folks here witnessed some kind of miracle. I mean, he could be considered one. Dom is the only peacock in Chima and the best Speedorz Racer alive. His bright, flashy feathers and style, in addition to his unique personality from the extinct Peacock Tribe, make him beyond iconic– he’s is an image.
The peafowl starts running his unicycle all over the place, blowing kisses to the crowd, before the event even started.
“Bom dia meus amores!”, he says, “I am absolutely flabbergasted to see all of you who came to cheer me on!”.
Flowers are tossed at him and he catches all of them in a fell swoop, even placing one on his beak for extra pizzazz. They shower Woosh with confetti, love, attention, as they chant his name in a thunderstorm of excitement; Uncle Lavertus told me once that this kind of hype has always spread like wildfire since the dawn of time.
He almost beat the peacock in a big race once; I doubt he really did that, as he’s the only testimony about this great achievement.
Dom returns to the starting line, flashing his attention-grabbing blue and green feathers. Meanwhile, all of the participants are in order, latching onto their Speedorz– some of them are grinning, a few are chit chatting, others seem focused.
As Equila counts down to one, his high-pitched voice leads everyone to jump and shout in excitement. Cragger and I are quite anxious, and I imagine that they also share the same feeling as us. The race feels like it’s taking forever to start.
Wait—
Even with all of the excitement and hype, my gut itches me with an unnerving sensation. Something’s wrong, I can feel it; everyone becomes silent in point blank, and Lagravis’ page flipping gets louder, before he shuts his book closed.
I turn around to look at the animals around me– Eris is gone!
The crowd’s movement and noises explode the area, overwhelming me as I attempt to spot my friend.
I’m finally able to catch a glimpse of someone running towards the racers. As I push Cragger’s arm, we both have the same reaction: our mouths drop wide open.
Everyone freezes in silence, again; not all animals have the courage to interfere with an organized event, especially one that’s this big.
Equila strips off his goggles of orange tinted lenses, clenches his blowhorn near his beak, and screeches:
“Wait– wait! What are you doing, Eris? Get back here!”
Needless to say, we had already caught on that Eris was missing… but what she’s doing right now is absurd!
“Curses, Phoenixes!”, he murmurs in vain, as the megaphone that’s hung on his back exposes his frustrated mumblings to all of us, “I– I meant… Eris, stop that, right now! Lagravis is witnessing all of this, you know that!”
Amongst all of the animals watching this mess, Eris is on the racetrack getting her wing signed by Dom De La Woosh himself. Equila swoops down and snatches Eris off the ground. I don’t know if Dom knows how to tackle fan service, or if it’s just his eccentric and carefree personality. Maybe both.
She’s returned to her place, followed by a light intervention from my dad; he knows that my eagle friend isn’t mischievous, and that one warning will suffice. What a privilege!
Between the moment Equila begins to fly over the arena, Cragger tugs the raptor's left leg, pleading to hover above the race with him. He hugs the hatchling, still holding onto his megaphone, and returns to his place. Eris and I do the same, by holding me with her claws mid flight.
At this height, we’re able to spectate the racers; they sprint over the humid dirt, avoiding the obstacles in their way.
A puddle of mud, camouflaged on the ground, splatters as one of the riders crosses through it– he loses control of the Speedor and spirals head first onto a tree.
Meanwhile, Dom sways between the tree trunks in a perfect rhythm. With his constant speed, he drifts along a sudden turn to the left. The others are way behind him, playing safe.
Chi awaits inside big stones in the middle of the road. The peacock snatches each and one of them—
Until Crominus flies from the curve onto first place, using his Chi to dart towards a ramp, projecting himself onto light boulders. Part of the obstacle course, Chi crystals cascade from them upon contact. The crocodile picks them up seamlessly.
“What a spectacular turn of events!”, Equila shouts, “Who would’ve imagined that the king of crocodiles could surpass the legend himself, La Woosh?”
The crowd’s cheers explode, as Equila describes the unforeseen; Dom has lost his lead against the other racers. They follow suit and pick up the remaining Chi.
Though, the end is still yet to come– he maneuvers left and right to regain speed.
A lion bumps his bike onto another participant and sends them flying at Dom's direction. In a pinch, he twists around before the Speedorz could collide. Such foul play!
All of the competitors waste their crystals, causing them to flock near Crominus at high speeds. He slows down– and they clash against each other. The vehicles crash everywhere. By then, a massive cloud of dust has started to cover the scene.
Equila accidentally drops his goggles in disbelief.
“No way…! The king of the crocodiles managed to eliminate his opponents!”, he gawks.
The crowd cheers, clapping their hands at an improvised tempo. Now, only two racers remain.
La Whoosh surges from the dust– he giggles while he dashes through the pile of leaves scattered around.
Vines swirl on and on, falling from the lush jungle, threatening a mighty slap if one dares to get on its way. Timing is necessary to get over this.
Dom and Crominus weave a trail on the ground between the vicious vines. A big one hits the crocodile’s bike, shoving him straight to the side– the spectators scream in horror. Fortunately, this was not enough to take him off his vehicle.
Beyond them is their last trial: a trap. If one of them were to fall into this lake near the finish line, it’s game over.
The peacock doesn’t hesitate to propel himself forward at steep stone, and, with his speed, he defies gravity in a marvelous spectacle of skill, flying as the wind rushes through his feathers.
Crominus, however, has a trick up his sleeve; he uses his Chi to dart at the bridge above the big waterhole—
but it was too late.
Dom has already pulled the trap’s lever, making the bridge fall down and throw the crocodile off his unicycle at the last second.
Bang! Bang!
Guards hit the gong with enthusiasm– flags rise from the towers, before the harmonious toot of the trumpets begin to flow a melody. The race has just ended, and now is the time to start celebrating this amazing victory.
“Amazing!”, Equila squawks, “In an astounding turn of events, Dom De La Woosh has come first place!”
My friends and I land on the ground in the middle of the arena, where the winner stands victorious, blessing everyone with grateful good wishes. He’s showered in roses and confetti by fans, an act of unconditional love, phenomenal passion that’s able to unite animals from all tribes.
Lagravis walks down the canopy; he orders his workers to bring the Golden Chi, reward for finishing the race in first place. They march in formation: one guard is in front, holding the magnificent prize, Longtooth and Leonidas follow behind him while wielding decorated spears, and the rest remain behind.
My dad grabs the Golden Chi, whose sparkle shines so bright it resembles the sun, preparing himself to begin the ending ceremony.
After breathing in fresh air, he says:
“La Woosh– as always, the skill you displayed today was astounding. It was a tight match, and yet you managed to outsmart your opponent.”
The crowd cheers, satisfied with the resolution of this beautiful competition, and while it was fast, it lasted enough to have an impact on all of us.
The gray-maned lion sighs in relief.
“I, Lagravis, king of the Lions and protector of the lion temple, hereby bestow Golden Chi, a powerful and sacred present created by Mount Cavora. Use it well, use it wisely.”
He hands the crystal over to Dom, who proceeds to bow and blow kisses to his fans, before accepting his prize.
The peacock cries, “Thank you, obrigado, my loves! I wouldn’t be able to continue my passion if it weren’t for all of your constant support!”
Bang, bang!
Brave soldiers hit the gong once more, marking the end of this event– its booming noise spreads around the air, and, upon hearing its echoes, the audience starts to leave their seats, going down stairs, as they form a rockslide of throngs that accidentally block out everyone’s exit from the Coliseum. Dom, however, noticed this craze and hopped on his Speedor, but in vain. We’re surrounded.
Gunshots thunder nearby.
I lose sight of Eris, but manage to hold onto Cragger.
The swarm of fanatics escaping the arena jostles us around amidst steps and pitterpatters, as they clomp and run after the glorious winner, who’s running away from this mess with his Speedor.
I can’t help but look behind me– there, a small gap opens; a tall, pale olive green crocodile smirks, his arm pointed straight at the sky, as he’s holding a gun. His macabre amber eyes show no remorse at all, his smile grows more sinister while our gaze meets.
Cragger snatches my hand. Together, we squeeze in between the crowd, shoving the animals away from us, and notice a breach to the outside slip— now is our chance!
I push my friend forward, then I latch onto his tail– our bodies fly through this mess, and with our vision cleared out, we find ourselves holding onto Dom’s vehicle.
The cocky peacock, now terrified, croaks from the top of his lungs; he loses control over his bike, which starts to whirl around at high speeds, almost shaking us off it.
Swoosh!
A strong turn to the right lifts me and sprinkles sand into my eyes. It burns and scratches my eyeballs to bits. Trying to get the stuff out of my eye, I end up letting go of Dom–
Wind blows on my back as Cragger pulls me by the collar.
“Carambolas! Why pounce on my precious Speedor?”, Dom shouts.
“Uh– duh! Why shouldn’t we?”
I giggle after Cragger’s defiant speech. I mean, we had no choice, after all.
La Woosh rushes straight into a bush, covering our faces with a bunch of flowers that block our view. Wooden sticks and dead leaves crunch as the wheel spins, small birds flap their wings at the sight of a speeding vehicle turning at each lush tree.
Desperate, Cragger shakes the driver and fiddles with his feathers, in an attempt to pressure him into parking somewhere– after we get smacked by long vines and tree branches.
Ah. To be surrounded by greenery instead of tumultuous fools feels so, so nice.
“Uh… Dom?…”, words spill out of my mouth into a full stop.
He’s static, face deep inside the humus. A humiliating scene for the best Speedor racer ever, for sure. Cragger kneels before the blue fowl, contemplating the fall of the last remaining master of the craft. Then, he attacks the body with tickles.
Dom rolls around and play-wrestles my friend.
Meanwhile, the light dims from inside the forest, followed by rattling fronds. They diffuse penumbras all over the tall grass, even beyond our view, before its colors fade away in the distance.
