“We are over.” She turned around and walked away, out of the cafe. 

As you can see, someone has just been dumped. That someone is me.

Hi, my name is Chris, and I am now single. The reason I’m single is because my girlfriend, June, just broke up with me. Wanna know why? Well, she broke up with me because I wouldn’t have sex with her last night. Stupid right? The thing is that I’ve known she’d been cheating on me for about a year now. I just never really gave a fuck. I’ll bet that she'll find another guy within the next five minutes.

I looked out the window and saw her clinging to another guy. 

He looked about 5’9” with a fit body but screamed money from his Balenciaga shoes up to his combed up shiny sleek hair. As if the Porsche that he was leaning on didn’t already say that. Smiling while talking to her and with her giggling behind him. Sadly, I saw who he had come here with.

Looking at a tall and handsome while smiling in line waiting to make his order, he has slick black hair and light tanned skin with green eyes. He was dressed nicely too. He held the image of a model, only hotter, which seemed to have piqued my interest. This is also one of the reasons I did not argue with her or blame her for anything was because I somehow felt guilty that I was, for some reason, attracted to some men.

as you can see it hasn't even been five minutes and she has already clung to another guy. That's just how much of a hoe she is! The funny part is that he might be the next me. Much quicker though because I know he's bisexual and his boyfriend is in the cafe ordering his drink. I felt bad for the guy who seemed oblivious about what is going on outside with my ex and his boyfriend.

I couldn't help but smile and walk up to him, "Hey you might want to go protect your boyfriend over there. My ex is being a bit of a hoe again." I pointed my thumb towards them. He looked at them then I walked back to my seat. 

He walked to my table and sat down and looked out the window at them. "Let's watch the show then. I always wanted to test him anyway." He took a drink of his iced coffee, "let's see what he does."

I swear I could have seen a huge smile on his face. I saw his reflection in the window, but I shrugged it off and continued to drink mine and looked at the window at them. I was sort of tempted to ask for his name but oh well. This was probably the only time we’d do this.

His boyfriend was flirting back and forth with. Then he grabbed a few strings of her hair and moved it out of her face.

"Bingo," the guy next to me said, "I knew he was a playboy to begin with." He laughed and looked at me. "I feel sorry for you having to deal with that."

"Nah, it's all good." I shook my head. "We were dating for four years but I knew she was continuously doing that kind of stuff. It never bothered me."

He laughed. "Dang, who ruined you?"

"No one really. She was a bitch to begin with and I wasn't interested in her. I was just a careless dude who ended up with the hottest babe in school, you know." I shrugged and finished my drink. I left a ten-dollar tip for the waiter. "I should get going. I have a lot of homework to do." 

"Wait. I'll go out with you." He picked up his coffee and we left the door together.

They looked at us and suddenly, I felt a hand on my shoulder and my body turned, someone's lips were on mine. The worst part wasn't that it was a guy. It was that I kissed back. My body went numb, and my vision went completely blank. I had just been kissed. Without consent. I don't even know his fucking name! What the actual fucking shit?! When I came back to my senses, I realized I was being dragged to a car. "Hey what's going on?" I tried to loosen his grip, but he didn't let go.

"You're coming with me." He put me in the car and closed the door then ran to the other side and got in. He turned on the car and drove.

I barely got dumped, kissed and now I'm being kidnapped. Great. What a great day. Before I even realized it. Instead of freaking out and screaming like an idiot, I fell asleep. I'm so stupid I swear. I could imagine if I was about to get murdered, my dumbass would decide to take a nap before I was killed.