Scene opens to Ionia crashing into a dumpster, and Natzi monsters homing in on the limo, then one monster leaping on hood!

Natzi Tyrannosaur: "Come out Sir Ionia Windbrooks, Windshield, Weiner Wingedgates...... (Damn, I can't remember her name...) Forget it! By order of our commander and chief, Hinkle, you will die!!!"

He prepares to reach inside the car, but finds a sword already cutting his head off! The other monsters growl as Ionia leaps out...

Natzi Rabbi: "Still fighting? You should quit, human! You're no longer in London, but the depths of hell!"

Ionia: "You're telling me to give up?! That's the language of people that gave up humanity to become a monster! Come at me you inhuman freaks, I'll murder you all!"

Natzi Wyvern: "Be careful what ya wish for, BITCH!"

he leaps at her, but many knives suddenly stab through his body!!!?

Natzi Wyvern: "W, w, what?!!! Bayonets!!!? M, my my smexy body!!!"

They engulf in flames, killing him!!!

Natzi Wyvern: "My breadwinner's burning!!!"

The other Natzi watch in horror as he burns alive, then hears Andersen!!!!

Andersen: "Thou shalt not Kill, Thou shalt not commit adulterrrry, thou shalt not Steal!!!"

He leaps in front of her, so the ghouls step back...

Natzi Monsters: "It's the head of the paladin army! Angel Dust!!! The Powerfullest pissed-off Paladin Panzer Sheamus Andersen!"

Andersen laughs maniacally as one of his subordinates frowns at him...

Henri: "Saving Sir Chilly? This is against our orders, sir."

Dedicatus: "Hahaha!"

Andersen: "I'm not saving' herr! It's just that seeing a lass that can't drrrrrive nary a inch and almost get blown ter pieces, then come out swingin' like crrrrrazy bastarrrd makes me wanna plow her like a 4 year old Ox overrrr a plantation of purrrrrebadasserrry! It's not saving, it's lust!"

Ionia blushes while holding her murderous glare at the armies of undead. Anderson  then turn towards a yelling monster 

Natzi Poot: "We'll have no trouble eating a horny old man, his bitches, and that fucking tart!"

Andersen: "Orderrrr of Judas Iscariot, 13th branch of the Vatican of our Lord! Wot do ye hold in your right hands?"

A army of Paladins responds from the rooftops!!!

Iscariot Paladins: "a Knife and scripture!"

Anderson: "and wot do ye hold in yer left?!"

They jump off the rooftops!!!

Iscariot Army: "30 pieces of Silver!!!"

Andersen: "We are the 13th division of the Christ! We follow, yet we do not! We serve Christ, yet we do not!!! We shall march into hell, while destroying the evil that Rebels against our Lord, by destroying the unclean undead who're risen to drag the innocent into the circles of the 9circles! Army of 13th division, Judas Iscariot, commence purification!!!"

The army starts to destroy the monsters with daggers, holy water and scripture, Andersen himself leaps into the monster army with his blades shining inanely!! Meanwhile, Max slept just in the outskirts of town, until a few subordinates walk to him.

Subordinate4: "Bishop..."

Max wakes up, and wipes slober from his mouth...

Max: "?"

Subordinate3: "We have news from the vatican on the situation, as you can see... England's under attack."

Max: "Good, they got what they deserved for forgetting the ways of God, and now they'll rightfully suffer the hell they wrought upon their selves and on their descendents!"

his Subordinates: "HahahaHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!"

Max: "We shall await their deaths and make a Holy city from their ashes!"

Subordinate2: "The Armies have arrived as you asked too, Bishop."

5 Armies step up to him, all wearing different hoods.

Max: "Good, you're the best from the Vatican's personal Army?"

Matthew Crusader: "We are of the Matthew Crusaders of Jerusalem, sir!"

Hosais Crusader: "We are of the Hosais Crusaders from Bethsheba, sir!"

Fucking Bird Crusader: "We're the Mother-Fucking Bird Crusaders from Caucasus, RAWK!!!"

Saul Crusader: "We are of the Saul Crusaders from California, it's everyday BRO!"

KKK: "We are th' proud whites from the Klu Klux Krusaders! An' we here to hang 'em ni..."

Max: "Whoa,whoooooaaaaaa! Look, why would I call for you? I'm not racist, I hate everyone equally!"

Subordinate2: "That reminds me, here's the America report."

Max takes his subordinates tablet

Max: " `The White house is on fire, because one of the guards turned out to be a vampire, the President takes no blame for this` that's no different than every other day."

A Crusader bows and puts a robe thing to him.

Matthew Crusader: "One more thing, the Pope named you the new Arch-Bishop!"

Max wraps the robe around his body! And laughs as slober flings from his mouth!

Max: "Come my servants, and let's complete the 13th crusade! Hahahaha!"

They follow him to his private-jet!!!

Max: "Time to flank Chilly's and take Ionia for my own, we'll destroy the undead, Chilly's and become 2nd only to the queen! No, we'll kill her too! Now let us have a toast to celebrate my becoming Arch-Bishop; where's the Newborn blood?!!!!"

They drink wine glasses of baby's blood together, meanwhile, the paladins kill the last Natzi Monsters. Ionia then turns to go home...when Henri points his pistol at her head!

Henri: "Stop there, Chilly! We are under orders to keep you captive!"

Ionia looks over her shoulder calmly

Ionia: "But I'm the Master of Chilly estate; I need to be there to command my servants in this time of trouble."

Henri: "That's too ba..."

Ionia: "Light my Cigar."

Henti: "W, wot!!!?"

Ionia: "Light my Cigar, hurry up!"

He freaks out while his partner glares at Ionia, and pulls out a sword!!!

Henri: "W, wait Dedicatus!!! We're suppose to take her into custody, not kill her!!!"

Ionia: "If you won't shoot, then light my cigar and let me leave."

Henri: "W, w, w, wot do we do?! I never dealt wit' someone likes this!"

Dedicatus: "??"

Henri: "Maybe tie her up?"

Ionia: "Tie me up? I wonder wot Andersen thinks of that♡?" 

Andersen: "You'd tie her up an' drrrrrrag her away like rrrapists?!"

Henri: "Uhhhh..."

Ionia: "As long as you won't take me, would you escort me home? It's dangerous for a lady to be out alone tonight."

Andersen: "Let's help her."

Henri, Dedicatus, Paladins: "WHAAAAAAAAAAAA!!!!?"

Andersen: "We can't take the lass against her will!!!"

Paladin: "You will take rrrrrresponsibilty, rrrrright?"

Andersen: "Yes laddy, I don't like Max's ideas ever since he became a bishop. So I'll be changing the plans up rrrrrrright herrrrre."

They take Ionia back to her mansion, as a Zeppelin passes over them...

END