*...eh?* Father Creed makes it abundantly clear that he would NEVER use Kristine’s posterior as bongo drums! “And furthermore…”

*...eh?* Father Creed makes it abundantly clear he would NEVER use Kristine’s breast and chest as an accordion of sorts! “Also, using my past trauma and abuse as a weapon? Talk about mad uncool and major lame!” Father Creed does a sassy z-snap. “At least I would never use ‘cartoony antics and hijinks’ as a thinly veiled excuse to molest a woman for all to see!” 

“Aw gosh, you’re right pal…” Mickey Mouse™️ understands that now he should come clean…

“The best way to molest a woman for all to see is to do it fun-and-fancy-excuse-free! HA-HA-HA!” In this historic moment, Mickey Mouse™️ decided to be open about his sexuality and just be himself. 

👍😁👍 Acceptance™️ is the theme of tonight’s episode, and we should all celebrate his bravery. Remember, don’t be mousephobic™️!👍😁👍

*drool* *slobber* *slobber* “Oh baby…your bodyyyyyyy…should I make more dirty music with it or snort my COCAINE off of it? Haaaaaaaaa…Daddy feels sick and needs his medicine…”

“Mr. Mouse, no…” Kristine feels hot, thick, rat tongue scratching and thrashing across her face. “You’re hurting me.”

“Aww, gosh, don’t be such a (cocaine) buzz kill!” Mickey Mouse™️ gives himself a harder handful of Kristine titty squeeze. “How ’bout a Fast Pass™️?”

“No…Percy’s watching us…he’s just a little boy…”

“Gosh, bitch, you’re talking some serious sense now! Let’s go somewhere more private thennnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnnn.” Mickey Mouse™️ grabs the corner of the page. “Haaaaaaaaaa…Daddy Mouse™️ is gonna show you why he’s a registered sex offender in the state of California. Haaaaaaaaaaaaaa…” He gives it a turn…