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Okaiesies, Ai am Tyorge. Fuck. I only took that fucking name because a cool pokemon I love already took it. Kyogre. Am I legally allowed to mention that here? Like, I'm not selling this novel, so its legal right? I heard Nintendo is going after people now! IDk. 

Ugh, so I am the gothy one. The goth chick. Well, technically...! So is Nikki. Isn't Nikki such a good Goth chick name? It reminds me of black ribbons. Nikki is the one who altered the skirt in the book cover.  She Okay, yeah fourth wall stuff. Well this is basically rreal, but veiled in a thin something. I like to assume that "fourth wall" refers to how plays have three sides from the audiance's perspective, and the fourth wall is the audiance. The actor are not supposed to acknowledge that there is an audience, or it would break the illusion. So if they DO refer to the real world, or address the audience, they are "breaking the 4th wall." I don't know if that's true. I didn't do any research. If you want to know if it's true. you'll have to do your own research.

Did you know I could speak in numbers? I said 4. I did NOT say four! How could you know? Oh yeah and acknowledge is a strange word. Ack! knowledge. Ack-knowledge.

The skirt had a zipper that wouldn't zip up. So Nikki got GROMMETS! Er... uh also called eyelets. Grommets sounds better to a little goblin like me. Then she got a friggin' metal anvil thing from the store. She had to cut tiny holes at even intervals on both sides of the zipper. At each hole she painstakingly inserted the two sides of each grommet. Then She got a hammer and beat down on that metal pole thing with a hammer! It was like she was a real blacksmith with a really tiny and really shiny anvil. So cute. Then she got some sick ass BRIGHT green silk ribbon. I mean NEON BRIGHT. She threaded that ribbon like shoes and knotted a bow so nice. Then it started to fray at both ends! So she found out she could use a lighter and move the end so close that the strands melted closed, but not enough to burn! Don't do that at home. She did it at home, but we are NOT recommending that.

Soooo, me. I'm the goblin that came out a lot when we were kids. I still come out but I'm way suppressed. I dont feel safe right now. Only vulnerable enough to write this. Oh yeah Nikki had to pretend she was hammering the wall when Drava came home because we hate confrontation, and she'd say we waisted money, or its stupid, or something. It's like hiding something from your mom.

I like to crawl and chitter like a creature. Sometimes I think of myself as a little thing like sableye the pokemon. I came up with this behavior before sableye was revealed. So yeah. Im suppressed. I want to live!!!!! Graaaah!