Chapter 3: Pally the Paladin Who Couldn't Smite Evil
Chapter 3: Pally the Paladin Who Couldn't Smite Evil
Oct 22, 2024
The cold air was thick with tension as Vox, Blunderbuss, and Spellbook made their way deeper into the forest. After strategizing how to deal with the dungeon makers, Vox couldn’t shake the feeling that they needed more help—something or someone to rally the townsfolk and the newcomers from Aberamhem. That’s when he remembered Pally.
Pally was a curious character. A paladin, yes, but not in the traditional sense. Instead of wielding divine power to smite evil, Pally had embraced a different path. His connection to his god—Dionysus, the Greek god of wine and revelry—had given him a unique twist on the typical paladin abilities. Instead of divine smites, he inspired those around him, lifting their spirits with his charisma and flair. His bardic inspiration could turn the tide of battle in ways that raw strength never could.
“Let’s swing by the tavern and see if Pally’s there,” Vox suggested, breaking through the snow-crusted underbrush. The tavern had always been a hub of activity, a place where locals gathered to drink, laugh, and occasionally share tales of their own adventures.
“Pally’s bound to be spinning stories and handing out cups of wine,” Spellbook chimed in, his eyes alight with mischief. “I swear, the guy could turn a simple tale of victory over goblins into an epic saga worthy of the gods.”
Blunderbuss laughed. “As long as he doesn’t try to turn a fight with dungeon makers into a drunken party. We need focus, not feasting.”
“Let’s hope he’s sober enough to help,” Vox replied, shaking his head with a grin.
As they approached the tavern, the sounds of laughter and music floated through the air. The warmth from within seemed to beckon them closer, a welcome reprieve from the biting cold outside.
Inside, the atmosphere was lively, filled with the sound of clinking mugs and jovial shouts. Vox scanned the room, spotting Pally at a table near the hearth. The paladin was dressed in bright, colorful attire—far from the somber armor typical of his kind—and he was regaling a group of locals with a tale of his latest escapade.
“And then I told the giant, ‘You think you can just trample through our village? Not while I hold this bottle of wine!’” Pally exclaimed, raising his mug high, drawing laughter from the crowd. “And wouldn’t you know it, he just looked confused and sat down to have a drink with me instead!”
Vox chuckled as he approached. “Pally! You’re a sight for sore eyes.”
The paladin turned, a broad grin spreading across his face. “Vox! Come join us! You won’t believe the stories I have to tell. Just the other day, I convinced a band of orcs to switch sides by promising them wine! They thought it was a joke until I showed them the good stuff.”
“Good to see you, but we’ve got a problem,” Vox said, his expression turning serious. “Dungeon makers are trying to set up a stronghold in the north. They’ve brought mimics with them, and we need your help to rally the townsfolk and the newcomers from Aberamhem.”
Pally’s eyes sparkled with excitement, the shift in mood only fueling his enthusiasm. “Mimics, you say? That’s a bit more serious than convincing orcs to drink wine. But fear not! I may not be able to smite evil, but I can sure inspire a fight!”
Blunderbuss leaned in, a smirk playing on his lips. “We need more than inspiration, paladin. We need strategy. Can you get the tavern crowd riled up enough to stand against the dungeon makers?”
Pally nodded, his demeanor shifting from playful to focused. “Leave that to me! A little music, a few tales of bravery, and a splash of wine should do the trick. People love a good story, and if I can make them believe they’re heroes, they’ll fight like one!”
With a wink, Pally stood up and clinked his mug against the table, calling for attention. “Hear me, friends! Gather ‘round, for I have tales of bravery and battles that will inspire you to greatness!”
The crowd’s laughter and chatter subsided as Pally began to weave an enchanting tale, his voice rising and falling like the ebb and flow of wine in a cup. He recounted heroic feats, fabled monsters, and, of course, the undeniable power of camaraderie.
Vox felt a warmth spread through the room, the energy shifting as people began to believe in their own potential. Pally’s infectious spirit was exactly what they needed—a reminder that they could rise to the occasion, even in the face of daunting odds.
As Pally’s tale reached its climax, Vox exchanged glances with Blunderbuss and Spellbook, who both wore smiles of approval. They could see the spark of determination igniting in the eyes of the crowd.
When Pally finished, the tavern erupted in cheers, fueled by laughter and the promise of adventure. “Let’s show those dungeon makers they picked the wrong place to settle!” he declared, raising his mug high.
“Let’s do it!” the crowd roared back, voices echoing off the walls.
Vox felt the tension in his chest ease slightly. If they could harness this energy and unity, perhaps they stood a chance against the chaos that threatened their home. With Pally’s charm, Blunderbuss’s grit, and Spellbook’s cunning, they would face whatever lay ahead.
“Alright, let’s get ready,” Vox said, clapping Pally on the shoulder. “We have a fight to prepare for.”
With Pally leading the charge, Vox knew they’d take the fight to the dungeon makers. They would show them that this northern land wasn’t a playground for mischief—it was home, and they would protect it at all costs.
Picture this: a bright, sunny day—absolutely awful for the folks who raised me. My kin prefer the kind of weather where the sky’s as dark as their sense of humor and the rain never stops. But let’s rewind a bit, back to my parents. Well, “parents” is a strong word. See, my mom, a full-blown demon-spawn Pitborn, struck some sort of… pact with an elf. Apparently, the guy couldn’t catch a date to save his life, so he made a deal to get laid. Classy, right?
Anyway, mom shows up to deliver me, but—surprise, surprise—elf dad ghosted. Real hero material. So what’s a demon to do? Hand me off to the skinwalkers, of course. They’re tight with her, you know, so no worries. Now, I know what you’re thinking: “Did your mom just abandon you?” Nah, nothing like that. She had a busy schedule—demonic summoning and all that jazz—but she visited on weekends. Real work-life balance goals.
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