"Wanna come over to play ?" Kai shook the deodorant then sprayed himself "I think Mia and Caleb are home so we could do a 2 Vs 2 !" With a grin he threw the deodorant to its original owner "Like the ol' days"

"I don't know man..." Soham buried the deodorant in his backpack.

"Aww dude come on" Kai whined placing his chin on Soham's bare shoulder.

"..." Soham squinted his eyes "You smoke ?"

The corner of Kai's lips went down in a wimp "Are you a dog ?" but he quickly regained composure "Better sniff my ass then"

Soham made a face "Aw hell nah" 

...

In the end Soham did come over. The four were squeezed in the small brown couch, Mia and Kai's dirty feet on the table full of food, their thighs being crushed by Caleb's legs while the guest was cozy at the edge, that until...Kai started picking on him with his left elbow. "I'M SO GONNA WIN MOTHERFUCKERS" Kai had only one word, he groaned standing up harshly, lifting up his controller like a trophy "SUCK MY DICK!"

The same idea crossed Mia and Soham's minds. They grabbed one foot each so that Kai regretted his provocation during the fall.

"Argghhh" Caleb contorted in pain, two hands covering his genitals "fuck...fall somewhere else asshole"

Mia puffed meanwhile the others were hissing at the memory of the sensation. "Mia kill yourself it ain't funny" he rumbled.

"Cry 'bout it"

The atmosphere was now electrical, ready to burst. Kai knew how to handle it,

"I'll give your balls a magical kiss, don't worry" Making suction noises, his pursed lips directed towards the war wounded.

Caleb blocked the unwanted head with all his strength "DUDE DID YOU FUCKING TRAINED YOUR HEAD AT THE GYM OR WHAT ?!"

Everyone exploded in a loud laugh, Mia was at the verge of crying.

"..."Kai displayed a devilish smirk "Now that I think 'bout it...I should be grateful to my coach"

He flashed a look to Soham whom knew very well what the guy was scheming.

Soham warned "Dude, don't"

The smirk grew bigger, transmitting itself to the target. Soham slightly squatted, ready to fight.

Mia moved away to avoid any collateral damage.

Kai rose.

"Soham~" He teased.

Mia and Caleb decided to play a new Mario Kart party, ignoring the grabuge.

The soldiers collided hence Soham grasped Kai's back skull, swinging it forcefully.

Kai gripped Soham's arm, trying to imitate an officer about to handcuff someone, however, it was a complicated task. Soham put a foot on Kai's stomach and pushed him.

This one stumbled backwards on the dinner table's leg. He exhaled in discomfort.

Soham overlooked him "You good ?" but he shall have been aware that during a battle you shan't pity the enemy or else you would loose. Kai tripped him and Soham hit his nose against the wooden floor.

"Oh shit dude-" Kai rushed closer "You okay ?"

Soham straightened up at the speed of a turtle, red spilling from his nostrils to his showing teeth. Was it really the moment to giggle ? Kai was baffled.

Mia and Caleb turned to them "Soham ??"

"Damn dude" Kai speeded up to the freezer, pulling out a ice bag to enroll it in a dishcloth. "Here" he covered Soham's nose "Keep this on it"

"Thanks lol" He observed his stained clothes "...I wonder when it'll stop"

Kai left in a rush again to come back with clothes "Ima put this here, change yourself once it calmed down"

It took a bit more than five minutes for Soham to do so, suddenly stroke by tiredness.

"Yo what time is it ?" He asked shoving his dirty t-shirt and pair of pants in his bag.

"Hmmm" Caleb checked his phone "Soon 1 am"

"Going home ?" Kai received a nod to the question "You can crash here if you want"

"Nah y'all are too far from my uni"

"'K, but you should go to the pharmacy tomorrow just in case"

Soham hummed and headed out.