Ted Cruz's vice presidental pick
May 01, 2016
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Ted Cruz is desperate. Republicans hate him and Donald Trump is beating him.
And Donald Trump is a loser.
So, as a publicity stunt, Ted Cruz picked failed business woman, failed dalmatian coat maker, and failed politician Carly Fiorina to save his failing campaign. Now if you follow the news, his super PAC paid off her campaign debts. (http://www.motherjones.com/kevin-drum/2015/09/why-did-carly-fiorina-accept-500000-ted-cruz-super-pac)
When she got up there, she sang.
That's no joke.
She sang a song to Ted Cruz's children on stage. (http://gawker.com/carly-fiorina-comes-out-singing-1773469034)
No wonder Ted Cruz's daughter won't let him touch her. He brought an actual Disney villain with him on the campaign. #Parentingfail
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