"Greetings, pleased to make your acquaintance,

Rookie, I am Don Blueberry Lizard, but

Everyone calls me Blueberry Lizard Mother. I'm the leader Blueberry Kingdom, but

Everyone better know us as

The Blueberry House. And, that's what people call us.

I run a land that's mostly a bunch of busy cities with many streets.

Now, I know what you're thinking: how is that a Kingdom? Oh,

Get real. We're practically the capital of

Satiation Kingdom! My kingdom is a little

Weird, but we're better than Pickle Land! That kingdom

Especially grinds my gears, that's why we

Let Sweet and Sour Kingdom

Collaborate with us.

Okay, I know other demons

Might have heard that we're a gang!

Ehe, yeah, it's true, we're a gang. We're a bunch of hoodlums

That run the government!

Of course, I do my job, you

Bet I'm the best ruler this world has to offer.

Let me just say don't

Underestimate how powerful we are.

Ehehe, yes, we are all a

Bunch of mobsters, and

Everyone should be afraid of me, but we don't bite. Or

Rather, we don't bite unless we're

Required to. And now, I'm sure

You're wondering about

How our Kingdom Warfare works around here, so I'll tell you.

Okay, so our Kingdom Warfare is

Unleashed in the

Streets. That's right!

Everything is decided by a street fight

In designated bastions. We have more than one,

And that's why we're in the top five! Pickle Land

Might want to rethink how they

Battle because they're in the middle, unlike us!

Look, I'm not perfect,

Uh since we have multiple bastions, we lose

Every now and again,

But don't get me wrong!

Everything is fine, we are a

Rather large gang, and people

Rejoin and leave and always come back,

Yes, nothing is wrong here. It's not

Like we're infighting, or anything!

It's all peachy keen over here!

Zany, and fun, like

A fresh breeze. The

Rules around here are that letters of challenge need to be

Delivered before initiating Kingdom Warfare, and

My people know the consequences

Of breaking this rule!

The consequences are

Hard punishments, sometimes even death! But fear not, we rarely if ever go off and about to kill anyone. Something like this is only

Ever used as a last resort. And, trust me, you don't ever want to be at the

Receiving end of a last resort punishment, ever. So, don't say I didn't warn you!

At the moment, everything is peachy keen. We've been going after other kingdoms lately. We're

Not mincing opportunities to get to the top! I'm

Don Blueberry Lizard, after all! And,

I am here to take what's mine! And, since a new

Rookie will soon be joining

Us, I have to look cool. Since it's been, I didn't know how long, since I got a

New member, things have been kind of slow in

The? I have to say a couple

Hundred years? Maybe I'm losing my edge as a leader,

I guess I should try to make myself more intimidating.

Should I lose the suit? Nope. I

Just can't change

Our dress code all willy nilly.

I'm the swanky leader of this large city! And, I'll

Never compromise on my looks.

That's the one thing I care about more than my kingdom!

Eh, I'm nothing like Pickle Land, okay?

Nothing like that leader at all. I

Just care about my image.

Of course, I govern more than she does!

You know, I don't know how that pickle goddess even got to the top ten, and

Yet, she's in the top ten.

Of course I sent my lesser members out to her kingdom to

Ultimately give her a wakeup call, but those spoiled

Rotten members of

Sweet And Sour Kingdom had

To go and lose it

All. I'm not going to stop working with them, because they're getting revenge on the top ten, and

Yes, that includes me. I'm in the top ten. I do have a feeling, they're close to breaking our pact. And, if they

Have plans to do so, no mercy. If anyone

Ever betrays us, there will be blood. I hope you understand this,

Rookie because I'm not

Ever going to say it again. If you

Have any opportunity to try and betray us, you'll regret it. So, don't

Ever, okay? In the meantime, everything is business as usual. Everything is fine, I

Have nothing to complain about.

Everything will probably go fine today too."