Long long time ago ... in a land far away:
Me(waking up): Oh look. It's gently snowing and the ground is completely covered. I bet school's been canceled today.
(stays in bed with a warm wistful feeling)
Namesless CQ duty: The lights are on! Good morning everyone!
Drill sergeant: Wake up you (bleepity bleep bleep bleep bleep bleeepity bleeps!)
Me (really waking up to life's real nightmare): OMG. I'm not at home in Massachusetts. I'm not in school anymore. I'm in bloody basic training hell! WHY?!
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