He found the name: 🚢 Captain Dave (Drama Sponge)
Ray:
You up, Love?
Dave replied immediately.
Dave:
Always. What did he say?? Did he punch you? Hug you? Cry?
Ray snorted.
Ray:
Love. Kyle has a boyfriend.
Named Ryan.
Not Mark.
Dave:
…wait.
WAIT.
WAIT.
WHO THE HELL IS RYAN???
Ray:
Exactly 😂
Dave:
Mark is gonna SCREAM.
Ray leaned back and grinned at the night sky.
Ray:
Kyle was talking about Mark like he was a walking Greek statue with the voice of a K-drama CEO.
“Elegant,” “regal,” “hot when carrying soil.”
Dave:
YOU’RE KIDDING.
Ray:
Oh no. I’m DEAD SERIOUS.
He complimented his biceps mid-sentence while forgetting Ryan existed.
Dave:
This is the best thing I’ve heard all week.
You are LIVING my dream.
Mark’s been losing his mind in secret and Kyle is just like “Wow, he has such a nice voice... anyway, Ryan’s mad for no reason.”
Ray:
He literally said:
“Ryan is acting weird because of Mark.”
THEN PROCEEDED TO DESCRIBE MARK LIKE HE WAS IN A LOVE SONG.
Dave:
I NEED TO SEE THIS IN PERSON.
This is Mark Lee’s Villain Origin Story.
Rich, repressed, in love with a clueless plant boy—losing to a guy named Ryan.
Ray was wheezing now, typing between fits of laughter.
Ray:
Kyle doesn’t even realize he’s the main character in a love triangle.
I swear, he thought “bringing food” was just customer service.
Dave:
MY TYCOON IS DOWN BAD 😭
Should I tell Mark?
Ray thought about it. Smiled.
Ray:
Nah. Let him suffer.
I wanna see what Mr. Tycoon does next.
This is better than any telenovela I’ve ever watched.
Dave:
I’m making popcorn.
Ray:
Exactly 😂
Dave:
Mark is gonna SCREAM.
Ray leaned back and grinned at the night sky.
Ray:
Kyle was talking about Mark like he was a walking Greek statue with the voice of a K-drama CEO.
“Elegant,” “regal,” “hot when carrying soil.”
Dave:
YOU’RE KIDDING.
Ray:
Oh no. I’m DEAD SERIOUS.
He complimented his biceps mid-sentence while forgetting Ryan existed.
Dave:
This is the best thing I’ve heard all week.
You are LIVING my dream.
Mark’s been losing his mind in secret and Kyle is just like “Wow, he has such a nice voice... anyway, Ryan’s mad for no reason.”
Ray:
He literally said:
“Ryan is acting weird because of Mark.”
THEN PROCEEDED TO DESCRIBE MARK LIKE HE WAS IN A LOVE SONG.
Dave:
I NEED TO SEE THIS IN PERSON.
This is Mark Lee’s Villain Origin Story.
Rich, repressed, in love with a clueless plant boy—losing to a guy named Ryan.
Ray was wheezing now, typing between fits of laughter.
Ray:
Kyle doesn’t even realize he’s the main character in a love triangle.
I swear, he thought “bringing food” was just customer service.
Dave:
MY TYCOON IS DOWN BAD 😭
Should I tell Mark?
Ray thought about it. Smiled.
Ray:
Nah. Let him suffer.
I wanna see what Mr. Tycoon does next.
This is better than any telenovela I’ve ever watched.
Dave:
I’m making popcorn.
Also, Aston need to know this.
He wouldn't want to miss the love story of the year.
Ray chuckled.
Ray:
Bring Him and a wine. I’m rooting for chaos.
They both paused, screens glowing in the dark.
And somewhere across the city, Mark Lee was probably pacing in his penthouse, wondering why Kyle still hadn’t replied to his “Hope your aloe’s doing well :)” message.
Poor man had no idea he was being talked about like a Shakespearean tragedy… by the two very entertained idiots.
Ray chuckled.
Ray:
Bring Him and a wine. I’m rooting for chaos.
They both paused, screens glowing in the dark.
And somewhere across the city, Mark Lee was probably pacing in his penthouse, wondering why Kyle still hadn’t replied to his “Hope your aloe’s doing well :)” message.
Poor man had no idea he was being talked about like a Shakespearean tragedy… by the two very entertained idiots.
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