It's me, the one,

The only, the beautiful, number one in all of

Satiation Kingdom, Strawberry Shark Queen!

My team and I decided to

Expand our penal colony,

Ackee Wastelands to add a

Gladiator ring. It's called the

Ackee pits! And,

It's seated right outside the prison.

Numerous demons have

Started to compete, and we added a bastion just in case someone

Tries to attack! We also expanded our territory to the

Ridges of the area. We saw there was

An opportunity to put a

Wide range of

Bigger activities to gander at! But, we have decided to further

Expand our penal colony first. We are

Rather proud of our gladiator

Ring! Demons from other kingdoms are even begging to come!

Yes, all of our expansions are worthwhile

So far! And, it is pretty thrilling!

However, I do

Admit that we haven't finished expanding the Lychee

Ridge. At present, we don't

Know where we want to take it, but as the

Queen, and the top demon

Upon this world, I need to finish

Expanding. If

Even one portion of my kingdom is

Not maintained, that's

A spell of disaster that I simply can't allow. I must

Not get lazy. Now, I

Doubt anyone is going to attack the ridge. But, if they do, I

Will take them out! I've heard Legume

Empire has been getting pretty busy looking to

Dominate. But, they won't

Ever be able to dethrone me! They absolutely

Can't, and if they think

I'll ever be thrown from the top stop, they're so

Dumb. No one will

Ever be able to

Dethrone me.

Try as you might! But, it's not going to happen!

Ohoho, see? I'm untouchable! I'll always be incredibly untouchable. Because I spent centuries getting my kingdom to the way it is today.

Everything is the way it because I kept expanding. And absorbed fallen kingdoms.

Ximenia Caffra Colony? Mine.

Perhaps I should say this so no one gets the wrong idea. I have

Absolutely no intention of conquering all of Satiation Kingdom,

No no no, just remaining at the top. I

Don't intend to take every kingdom under my control.

Obviously not. I am not done expanding, and

Unless I am ambushed and dead demons try to

Reclaim the land, I am

Pretty certain that, at least for the time being, I am

Entirety safe here at the top spot.

No one will ever be

Able to top me! I am

Likely to remain at the top for

Countless centuries. Or possibly countless millennia!

Ohoho, I am at the top of the food chain!

Literally everyone is beneath me. If any single

One of the Kingdoms thinks they can dethrone me,

Nope try again!

You don't have what it

Takes to ever defeat me!

Heh heh, don't you see?

Every single demon is in

A losing battle. They

Can't beat us. They

Know they won't

Ever be able to touch us. Not

Ever! They can try, but they

Will always fail! Everyone will

Always fail. Heh.

So, anyway, I intend

To enter the gladiator ring to

Enter the first ever

Lucky Cherry Holy Grail

Assault. Multiple Kingdoms are

Now going around and sending their

Demons in. Of course, I

Stand above the rest of these

Fools, so

Obviously, I shall

Remain victorious. Of course, this

Gladiator competition is not Kingdom Warfare.

Let me just make sure I

At least mention that. This

Doesn't affect our ranking.

It doesn't affect

Any kingdoms rankings.

Though, some Kingdoms

Obviously didn't get that memo. I'll have those demons

Retreat if they think these

Battles count

As Kingdom Warfare!

The bastion itself is not in

The ring but somewhere in the outskirts, but

Let's not get into

Every nitty gritty here!

Strawberry Kingdom will be victorious in the Holy Grail Assault. That's what matters!"