"Hi there, it's the one, the only, the best

In all of Satiation Kingdom,

The Strawberry Shark Queen!

Have you heard the rumors about Sausage Syndicate? These

Egregious bums are still hiding

Round my kingdom! And, guess what? That's not all!

Every single one of these fools

Is trying to hide in my newly expanded

Territory, alongside

Sweet And Sour Kingdom!

Maybe I should make myself a little more clear that these

Egregious fools have probably been hiding

Around my kingdom for awhile, but

Get this! It's likely they

Are hiding amongst my citizens

In an attempt to pretend they're

Not invaders! The nerve of

Some demons, I can't believe

Them! These nasty little

Raw meat freaks! This is

Absolutely uncalled for.

Well, no matter, I intend to destroy them, mark my unsaid words!

But, no matter, let's move on! I have fully

Expanded Tomato Kingdom

Recently! We decided to allow Tomato Kingdom to use more acres and we decided it was the

Ripe time to do so!

Yes, ripe! What? Not funny?

So, anyway! We found an interesting unclaimed land west of Tomato Kingdom, we

Have decided to call it the Goji Berry Stormfront.

As it turns out this area is super

Rich in toxic material that can

Kill any meat demon! I'm

Quite thrilled with this discovery!

Uhuhu, if they try to invade this area,

Ehehe, they're all going down!

Eck, though unfortunately, there's

No toxins that can eliminate

Those Sweet And Sour Kingdom pests!

Heh, in any case, we hope

Every single one of those sausage

Beasts heads into our newly

Expanded territory so we can

Start eliminating

Them one after another!

That's the plan, anyway! I'm sure those fiends found a way to

Hang on even when poisoned to a point of no return, but I have an answer for that,

Ehe, what, did you think I didn't? I have an answer for everything! I'm the top

Ruler of Satiation Kingdom, please remember that! I'm

Extra knowledgeable in everything. And as an

Especial reminder, I'm not a nepoimpling, okay? I'm a

Very strong force in Satiation Kingdom because I have been building

Everything to this point for centuries!

Remember that this wasn't handed to me! It

Wasn't, okay? But, sure, go

Ahead, go assume I'm just

Some nepoimpling, which hasn't ever been the case! In

Any case, Sausage Syndicate is going down

No matter what! I'll take them

Down no matter

What I have to do!

Every door is open to giving them a

Hard and bitter pill to swallow, but I

Absolutely won't resort to extreme

Violence in the same way they did. Bombs?

Ew! That's so tacky. I'm

Especially not looking to be

Xtra violent, I'll eliminate them

Properly. Yes, I understand Strawberry Kingdom is

A violent kingdom, but that does

Not mean I don't have morals. I

Don't wish to

Engage in the

Dangerous way those Sausage Syndicate goons destroyed

The Palace of Pears,

Obviously not! I would not dream of it!

Might as well just say that I

Am not looking

To wipe them off the map. And,

Obviously, I said this already, I don't directly attack

Kingdoms, I only attack

If people attack me,

Not the other way around!

Get that through your skull! They're going

Down either way, but I won't resort to their tactics for

One second! I'm better than that!

Meh, but before I can go

And attack those invaders, I have

Grisly boring queenly duties to

Attend to! Groan.

I have more important things to attend to! But I guess that's

Not an option right now, hmph."