8. How to Milk Cows
Oct 16, 2025
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Battle Mage Farmer
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Retired from a decade of brutal war, John Sutton wants nothing more than to disappear into the countryside. But no matter how far he travels, it’s impossible to escape the devastation he’s wreaked on this world.
Bandits, suspicious townsfolk, and a secret magic that lurks in the mountains all threaten John’s peace… It’ll take all of his considerable power to keep himself from burning everything to the ground.
Bandits, suspicious townsfolk, and a secret magic that lurks in the mountains all threaten John’s peace… It’ll take all of his considerable power to keep himself from burning everything to the ground.
