"You are dating a criminal," Virus said. "A genocidal maniac."

"Excuse me?"

This Virus must have been on drugs, or something. Making things up. Was he even talking about Germ?

It was simply not believable. Germ, the sweetest man on earth? A criminal? Please.

"What proof do you have?" Bacteria asked nonchalantly. She would not fall for these lies.

She would not let some junkie bitch offend Germ's name in this way.