It was the Unicorn's turn to blush, finally. "Because...you're the only chance of Jack getting into our world right now. And it's not like your Nightmare wouldn't want to see you in person!"

"Naughty little cumlicker," Jack grinned. "I like it." He cocked his head. "Feels like I'm missing half this conversation. What's the deal about turning eighteen?"

"Oh, Lee just reminded me that if I get any more...soiled? Then, I can't cross over. And you wouldn't be able to come with." Fin concluded. "But, I promise I won't let it get too far. Like Lee said, he'd want to meet me in person and I...well, I guess I really want to meet him in person, too."

"Ooo," Jack said with delight. "You've got it bad for this one. Finally! I guess I won't have to try to hook you up with Chester now. He'll be bummed." The brunet winked. "I'll comfort him."

"Like hell will I let him 'comfort' that so-called Chester." Lee growled.

"Lee doesn't like the idea of you comforting Chester." Fin supplied.

"He's jealous?" Jack laughed. "How cute. So, are you going to let this guy feel you up tonight?"

"I don't think that's very wise...but, maybe just a little?" Fin decided.

"Rawr." Jack made clawing motions in the air. "Go get him, tiger, and tell me all the sordid details after. Speaking of which, I had the most amazing fuck of my life last night."

Lee stretched and flopped onto his side on the bed, curling one of his hands around Jack's waist to gently scratch at the skin beneath the human's bellybutton. "It was quite amazing for me too, big guy."

"Lee agrees." Fin replied.

Jack smiled, patting the unicorn's hand. "I'm glad. I couldn't tell for sure, since I couldn't see, but it felt like he came buckets. He took it like a champ. I pounded him so hard I nearly broke the bed."

Fin was the only one who could see the bright pink blush that formed on the Unicorn's face, blending right into his pink hair so that he looked barely more than a fluffy, pink ball.

"Lee, I still don't fully understand. And, please don't lie to me, Alistair debunked your death theory."

Lee simply let out a huff and shifted back into a sitting position, leaning against Jack's side. "I'm not apologizing for that. I would much rather you choose one of us than one of them in any case." When the human glared at him, he let out a sigh. "Alright, alright. Shoot."

"Why do Unicorns and Nightmares not get along? Don't all of you share your world fairly peacefully?" Fin questioned.

"It's a genetic thing, I guess? Our behavior creates a natural conflict." Lee responded.

"...so you're saying it's like a cats versus dogs thing?" Fin drawled.

"Something like that!" The unicorn agreed.

"Can the unicorns be like bunnies?" Jack piped up. "I always really wanted a rabbit and Lee is soft as an angora." He petted the skin of the unicorn's arm.

"You think I'm soft now, babe? Wait til you feel this!" Lee piped up. The Unicorn's crest began to glow, and a horn began to protrude from it as he shrank and shifted into an actual equine form.

"Goodness!" Fin gasped. "He's small and fluffy!" He said as he rushed over to pet him. "Jack, touch him." He insisted as he placed one of Jack's hands on the Unicorn's back.

"Even softer than an angora." Jack whispered with wide eyes. He began petting everywhere he could reach. "Tell me just what he looks like, Fin?"

"Well, he looks like a miniature horse with a horn. He's white with a pink mane, tail, and tufts on the bottom near his hooves, which are the same color as his magenta eyes. His horn is small and slightly rounded at the tip, shimmering like an opal." Fin described. "He is quite adorable."

"Of course I am," Lee replied with a slight snort and a whinny.

"Adoooooorable." Jack whispered. "I want to keep him forever." The human teen didn't even seem aware of his words as he continued to pet and scratch the small unicorn.

"You can if you agree to be my mate, big guy." Lee practically purred, allowing the taller teen to do as he wished.

"He said you can keep him forever if you chose him as a mate." Fin relayed.

Jack rubbed Lee's velvety nose. "We'll see when I get older. I'm too young to get married right now." He draped himself over the unicorn's back without putting all his weight on Lee. Jack rubbed his face in the unicorn's soft fur, making little happy noises. "You're even better than a rabbit, though. I can't wait until I can really see you."

Lee's tail flicked as he settled his head on the bed. "I think I can wait for you, Jack Kierny," he said.

"He said he'd wait for you." Fin told his friend. "Alistair told me the same."

Jack sat back. "You don't have to do that." He said softly. "Stay with me until you feel you want to go somewhere else, and you can always come back even if you do. I don't want you to make promises you might regret later."

His words were sweet and sincere, though they might have had more impact if he weren't professing them to Lee's backside.

Serious conversations with invisible beings had their challenges.

Lee turned about and licked the human's cheek. "The only thing I would regret is if you choose someone else." He grumbled.

"...he said if you choose someone else, you'll regret it." Fin translated.

"I did not say it in such a manner!" Lee huffed.

"Maybe you didn't say it that way, but that's how it sounded to me!" Fin shot back.

"Umm..." Jack looked uncomfortable as he scratched the back of his head. "Does he know I've never been in a monogamous relationship before?"

"Polygamy is fine with me, so long as I’m the first and I get to help choose the others." Lee replied, undaunted.

"He says as long as he's the first and gets a say, he doesn't care how many partners you have," Fin explained.

"Hmm, how will I know if there's someone he doesn't want me to fool around with when you're not there, Fin?" Jack wondered aloud.

"Believe me, he'll know." The Unicorn preened.

"Um, he says you'll just know," Fin relayed.

Jack shrugged. "Okay." He smiled sheepishly. "Fin, could you ask him if I hurt him last night? Things got kind of, um, rowdy. The signals we worked out told me he was okay, but... seriously, I've never been that rough before. My muscles are sore. It's a nice reminder of the good time we had."

The shorter teenager blushed hard at all the colorful imagery Jack painted for him. "...so, Lee, h-how was it?" He asked him.

"I could take even rougher than last night, so I was just fine. I rather enjoyed it." Lee confided.

"He says he's good and could handle even rougher," Fin said awkwardly. "He really enjoyed it."

"Damn, baby..." Jack bit his lip, eyes sparkling mischievously. "He and I need to chat on the laptop later." Then he turned back to Fin. "You never told me what happened when you met this Al guy the first time."

Another blush crept up Fin's cheeks. "W-Well, I didn't realize what he was—I thought I'd dreamed him up. So, I just babbled all sorts of embarrassing things. I told him he was beautiful and that I didn't like how girly I looked," he admitted. "He said I was perfect and that he wanted everything from me." His voice dropped to a whisper. "I think I even flirted with him."

"Nice!" Jack gave Fin two thumbs up. "He's right, you know. You're just right as you are. I wish my ass looked as good as yours. And if you hadn't been my best friend since forever, I'd have been chasing you myself. Plus, you have dozens of admirers at school." Jack winked. "There's no reason not to have confidence."

"You know if I'd been ready, I wouldn't have hesitated with you," Fin countered. "And those admirers don't know the real me."

Jack stood and wrapped Fin in a hug. "I love you, man. I'm glad you're finally letting someone in, even if he's not human." He patted Fin's shoulder before wandering the room, hands out for Lee. "If your nightmare is as awesome as my unicorn, you're a lucky guy. Go for it. Make the leap."

A surge of warmth filled Fin's chest at his friend's acceptance. "Thanks, Jack. Your opinion means a lot to me," he admitted.

Lee shifted back to human form and gave Jack a tight hug. "We have unfinished business, you and I," he said.

"Well, I'd better leave you two alone for now. See you later!" he called as he rushed off.

"Take it easy," Jack laughed. "Don't do anything I wouldn't do." He pulled out his laptop and cuddled the invisible Lee close. "I've got a couple of websites to show you, baby. We'll see what you like best..."