Interview Question: Who’s the cooks in the family?

Angie: “I can microwave popcorn.”

Jiro: “I’m a chef, so of course I can cook.”

Tina: “I can cook Toaster Tarts, and Jello”

Kari: “I can cook eggs.”

Jiro: “No. You can’t.”

Tina: “toast, and p’butter and jelly sandwiches”

Noah: “I’ve always had someone to cook for me.”

Angie: “Pft, pampered prince!”

Kari: “Totally a pampered prince.”

Tina: “I can make tea, and Cup ‘O Ramen”

Reno: “We went to cooking classes in high school.”

Vegas: “But nothing we made was really good.”

Tina: “and I can cut up a banana!”

Reno: “Hey, how come Tina can cook better than you, Kari?”

Kari: “She’s just naturally super talented.”

Jiro: “No, she’s average, it’s just most of you are failures at cooking.”

Jiro stares at the area of the room where Kari, Angie and Noah are sitting.

Angie: “Hey, Noah’s the only one that doesn’t even try. At least me and Kari can cook a little!”

Jiro points at Angie, “Microwave popcorn doesn’t count.”

Jiro points at Kari: “You almost burnt down my kitchen.”

Kari: “W-well, yeah. But at least the eggs were still good.”

Jiro: “Charcoal is not food.”