Hey-Hey Toon-a-thons!

The story you're about to read is pure fanfiction. Neither I, or Goon Toon Studios, is affiliated with Disney whatsoever. This story was made purely to celebrate the life and times of a beloved and wonderful cartoon character. Show a little respect. He JUST reached his 90s after all.

This story is also free and fully downloadable on sites like Gumroad. If you choose to go there, you'll get the complete PDF of the book, plus some free, downloadable artwork handcrafted by me. If you'd like to support the book (and further Goon Toon Books) there, please feel free. Otherwise, sit back and enjoy the weekly postings of this fantastic quack-up of a story. And please, if you're reading with others... don't spoil it. Some of us would rather read to the end.

Thanks, and don't forget to...

BE TOONTASTIC~!