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Dear Sara, 

Hi! 

I went back to the plant in the sprout stage. 

I did not interact with it. 

I sat beside it, and looked at the light through the green leaf. I have not seen color this way. 

I also blew on it to see what would happen.  

The Anomaly Protocol

Data Center Guide Book, Section {5}, pp. {20}

Life in the Data Center will usually be pleasent and normal! However, there will occasionally be what the QA department calls, "Anomalies". These "Anomalies" are defined as anything "abnormal" to the daily operations, sounds, smells, landscapes, objects, and architecture of the Data Center. All Anomalies should be reported immedietly to senior engineer Sara Parcell, and NOT to Senior developer Morton Ashby. Once reported, Anomalies within the Data Center are terminated for the safety of those inside. Employees are NOT to engage with Anomolies under any circumstances due to increased risk of side-effects such as hallucination or fracture.

Examples of Anomalies: 

- Floating coffee 

- Water where there should not be water  

- Employees where there should not be employees 

- Unusually colored lights 

- Lights where there should not be lights 

- Doors where there should not be doors 

- Plants 

Examples of Things are that NOT Anomalies 

-Empty coffee pot 

-Coffee you do not like 

-Water where it is reasonable to find water 

-Flourescent lights that are flickering 

-Max 

Your friend, 

Max