Read The mind of an Oddball :: Baking Time!!

When he got home, he opened his recipe book *yes old school mofo* and began to prepare the ingredients. He started by making the dough, which was a simple dough, and then he let it rest. While it rests, he begins to shape his butter center, and while shaping the butter, he measures to keep it precise. Then, while waiting for the dough to rest for the next hour, he watches the same kids' show from before, but he forgot to buy lunch *this guy is just dumb in so many ways at this point*. Zirc decides he wants to cook something simple with what he has, and he has pasta and some tomatoes, so he continues to cook some simple pasta with tomato sauce.

After eating, he continued to knead the dough and stuff until he started baking at 12 pm the next day. Making croissants takes time, only for the resting and stuff, not really anything else, so he got a full night of sleep, kinda *insomniac much*. So once it was done baking, he went to Goose’s house and brought the croissants. Little did this fumbling, blur idiot know that Goose was trying to set him up with a girl. Goose told Zirc to go and buy some stuff for him, and of course, he'll pay him back for it. The new comic they both love just came out, and the bookstore was on the way. Zirc reluctantly *he was just as excited, he was just cheap* went to the store and looked for it. There, he met Lyla. She was looking for a different book that Zirc was familiar with. She asked Zirc if he knew where to find it, so he pointed to the section of romance books to their left *of course, a girl would like romance, what do you know SUPRISE SUPRISE*. Zirc didn't bat an eye cause he just wanted to show proof that he can bake and quote that he is useful to society, and in fact not hopeless, as Goose keeps joking and teasing him about.

As Zirc was gonna pay, Lyla was in front, and a song played on the speakers; it was a soft rock song that was Zirc’s go-to karaoke song. He didn't really care cause in his mind, no one knew him, so he just sang silently *as if* and just enjoyed himself. Lyla was directly in front of him and was slowly getting annoyed, but then the next song played *What is with this book and queues, man?*. This song was her favorite, so she started singing badly on purpose to mimic Zirc, which the dense airhead did not notice, but he also liked the song, so he just sang along as well. Once the song ended, they laughed and introduced themselves. They talked about the books they bought, and they both saw the comics. Zirc got an action-adventure comic, and Lyla got a romcom novel. They both didn't wanna judge, but you could see their faces were screaming *typical!*.

*Hahahhahaahaha I'm sorry, this is just funny to me, the one that wrote this hahahaha*

They noticed each of them was judging, and Zirc, being a bubbly airhead, started to voluntarily defend his choice and sang praises of the book he chose, to which Lyla sarcastically answered: “Yup, that's nice”. Zirc was oddly fired up, and knowing how he likes challenges, he just started saying how good it is and that she can't say anything cause she hasn't read it yet. Lyla sighed and went to pay for her book. Zirc shut down again and just started to watch his cartoons on his phone to calm down and forget what just happened. He just paid for his book and went straight to Goose's.

*Please don't ship them, it's my book, not yours*