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The mind of an Oddball

GOOSE My GUY!!

GOOSE My GUY!!

Jun 20, 2026

As Zirc was leaving his car to go to the door, he noticed that there were more shoes and some female ones at that, but he shrugged his shoulders, thinking Goose’s mom came to visit, which he loves cause she is like his second mother. To his surprise, he was right. Goose was there with his mom, and there were some of their friends there as well, and like Pinocchio, Zirc's nose figuratively grew longer, and he proudly presented his croissants to them to taste. Goose was dumbfounded and told him that they were good! Ugly as heck but good nonetheless *Goose is a great friend, he ate something that looked inedible, but thankfully karma is good cause it tasted good*. Zirc was proud and said with a loud and proud tone, “I told you I could bake!” *My man, please take the compliment. You can bake whoopee, but at least be humble, as you understood, or maybe not, cause you dumb, it tasted far like miles away better than it looked.* Everyone got one, even the people that he didn't know complimented his baking. 


One of them was actually Lyla, and Goose introduced her as his new girlfriend, which Zirc reacted with a stunned and then approving nod *whatchu mean by that nod shut your single but down*. He then said to Goose, “Yeah, we met, argued, and all I can say to you, Lyla, is good luck! He isn't called Goose cause it's his name; his mother heard him cry like one honking out of the womb”. Zirc looked at Goose's mom for support which she did fantastically and agreed very wholeheartedly and even added, “His honking was what put his dad six down” which Lyla gasped and said “I'm sorry for your loss” but she replied by saying “No honey, he went six floors down, six feet wouldn't be enough to cover the noise. The convenience store was the only place that sold ear plugs”. Goose stared at Zirc and his own mother, only to find the two closest people he knew high-fiving each other. 


Goose looked at Lyla and told her, “That's the guy I was telling you about; unfortunately, that's my best friend who is like a brother to me just because my mom loves him more than me”. The love birds looked at each other and smiled like Tom when his planning to eat Jerry, *I'm crying because they are so perfect for each other!! I mean the mean and scary smile they both had, and you don't know why, but you're about to find out hahahaha*. Lyla then tapped Zirc on the shoulder, but Zirc reacted by being sarcastically disgusted and said, “Shoo! You reek of Goose.” This meant that he was officially comfortable around her and saw her as one of their bros. *What a way to treat a woman. I respect you, my respect for Zirc has gone from 0 to 1 out of 10*.


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