They arrived at the bowling alley and paid for a lane, 2 games, and the shoe deposit, which came out to 100 bucks. Goose retaliated from the time he paid for the food, and as agreed, Zirc would pay. So, he held out his hand to Zirc, asking the same question: “Cash or card?” While smiling like he won the game already. *My boy is petty* They took their bowling shoes but not before Zirc commenting how they look like clown shoes and connects the dots and gets the epiphany says it aloud in a high pitched voice “That's why clowns always juggle bowling pins”. Goose understood and made an “aaaah” sound like a student responding to a teacher. The girls looked at them and then looked at each other with disappointed eyes that screamed: “Why am I'm used to this?!” *That's what happens when you get a boyfriend, you realize daily how dumb they are* Lyla pulled Goose's ear and drags him by the ear to their lane; Zirc then looks to Peony with concern cause he remembered the previous murderous stare she gave him at the food court. Peony smiled and pulled him by the nose while saying: “You wanted to be a clown? You got to have a red nose”. *Hahahaha, I love that red nose thing, I know his gonna be screaming ow in a nasal voice and it's gonna sound like Goose crying hahaha*
They began to write their names on the screen; everyone had short names besides Goose, so Zirc pulled a prank and wrote Goo. They mocked him and called him baby and started making baby sounds: “goo goo ga ga”. Once the game started, both Zirc and Peony began to look serious and bowled, but ironically, as expected, they were barely hitting the pins. Lyla and Goose were getting spares and knocking down pins, while Zirc and Peony celebrated, even knocking down one pin. Goose mocked Zirc by asking if they should lift up the guardrails, but it accidentally hit friendly fire as Peony was offended just as much *If not more* and started firing at him. Zirc just let her go off and didn't intervene. Goose looked at Lyla with pleading eyes to signal for help, but she just looked away in anger and pouted with a devastating look that said: “Serves you right!”. They continued their bowling match, and surprisingly, the couple didn't hit a single pin for their final turn, whereas Zirc and Peony got a strike each. They both were in shock; even when the opportunity to mock their friends who missed was available, the two bickering idiots grew silent, and when they realized what they just did, their eyes lit up, and they both looked at each other with excitement. *It took them that long to process one strike; they really do suck. I'm bad too, but not to this extent*
Because the only two people who knew the way were in disarray, Lyla reluctantly trusted Goose to lead the way, but she remained vigilant. There was one problem: when Lyla asked Goose where they were going, he gave the worst answer a directionally challenged ego maniac can give: “I don't know”. Lyla felt like pulling her hair out cause they had been walking for the past 5 minutes, and he was walking in circles cause they hadn't left the bowling alley floor yet, which was the top floor. Lyla then pulled Zirc and shouted in his face: “IT'S JUST A STRIKE, I GOT THREE!!! GET OVER IT!! GOOSE IS LOST, AND HE ADMITS IT!! HE NEVER ADMITS TO HIS MISTAKES!!” Zirc asked where they wanted to go next, and Lyla reluctantly answered the same reply as Goose: “I don't know”. Zirc realises the problem and gave Lyla a cold and spine chilling stare, he then calmly expresses that it was not completely Goose’s fault cause they both didn't know the next destination but then he goes back to Lyla and asked her what his total tally was and she answered 50, Zirc was ecstatic and screamed in her face: “I KNOW YOU GOT THREE, BUT I GOT THE MOST POINTS I HAVE EVER SCORED IN MY LIFE!!”, Peony snapped back and patted Zirc’s back with compassion. She then told him how talented people can be so mean and unempathetic towards humble peasants like them. *So true!! Preach Peony!!*

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