Despite how innocuous this premise may look, this story will turn noticeably dark at certain points. This is not to say there is no joy or humour to be found at all here - as rest assured, there will be.

However, I will preemptively warn that there will be themes of abuse (several kinds), trauma, violence, and the grittier side of mental health present. These topics will grow more prominent as this fic goes on as well. That being said, nothing is going to get worse than the average borderline Young Adult/New Adult work does.

Nonetheless, if you wish to bow out - feel free to do so now.