Standing in front of her was a tall, athletic boy with a slightly nervous grin, fidgeting with the strap of his sports bag. She didn't recognize him, but her internal alarm bells instantly began to chime.
Another potential variable had entered her radius.
"Hello," Huawei replied, offering her standard, flawless smile. "Can I assist you with something related to the classroom duties?"
The boy's cheeks flushed a rapid pink, completely taken aback by her blinding beauty up close. He cleared his throat, shifting his weight from one foot to the other.
"Ah, no, it's not about chores. I was just wondering... do you have some time after school today? I really need to talk to you. Privately. Behind the old school building."
Huawei's smile locked perfectly into place, but internally, her entire cognitive system slammed into emergency mode.
Behind the old school building. Privately.
Her brain automatically pulled up the digital files of the dozens of romance movies she had studied. This was it. This was the ultimate, undisputed, gold-standard setup for a dramatic Act 1 confession.
The script was playing out in real-time once again, and this time, she had advanced warning.
"After school?" Huawei repeated, her voice dripping with clinical intensity. "Behind the old school building?"
"Y-yeah," the boy stammered, his eyes darting away nervously, entirely misinterpreting her intense gaze as pure romantic tension. "Is that okay with you?"
Huawei stared at his flushing face, her analytical mind already calculating the variables.
If she declined, he might cry and run away like the boys from her childhood, corrupting her chance to gather clean, actionable data. But if she accepted, she could walk directly into a live-action romance trope with her notebook fully prepared.
She could study a confession in its natural habitat.
"Very well," Huawei declared with an authoritative, majestic nod of her purple hair, her signature ribbon fluttering gracefully. "I will report to the designated location at exactly 4:15 PM. Please ensure you are punctual so we can maximize the efficiency of our meeting."
"Awesome! See you then!" the boy blurted out, a massive wave of relief washing over him as he turned and practically floated down the hallway.
Huawei watched him go, her ruby eyes narrowing to sharp slits. She slowly reached into her bag, her fingers lightly tapping the leather cover of her notebook.
'A private conversation behind the school,' she thought, her heart giving a strange, unscientific thud of nervous anticipation.
'Subject B has thrown down the gauntlet. This afternoon, I will finally decode the mechanics of a confession!'
The School Idol is Too Dense for Love Lu Huawei has been turning boys to stone with her "Medusa" beauty since kindergarten. But behind her perfect face lies a secret mission: she wants to understand what "love" actually is.Armed with a notebook of TV drama tropes, she treats every confession like a scientific research project. The story follows Huawei as she navigates episodic high school situations, meticulously taking notes on human behavior while remaining completely, hilariously dense.Will data and field research finally decode the mystery of love? Updates every [Day of the week]!
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