"So I was out at the show with Bruce..."
"Wait, didn't you use to go out with Bruce?"
"No, that was Pete."
"Bruce was the one that I made out with. Pete was the guy I dated before I went out with Jake, who was Bruce's roommate. He went out with Kate, the girl who stole ex-boyfriend Dan."
"See that's exactly why I prefer hearing my married friends tell me their stories. There's a lot less characters to keep track of."
K and B are just like you. Except they're better at drinking. And worse at dating. And they're comic strip characters. But other than that, just like you.
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