"Hey what happened to that bartender from last week?"
"Huh?"
"You wrote your number on your tab, remember?"
"Oh right. Yeah, he called me the next day."
"To ask you out?"
"To curse me out because I left him a five percent tip."
"That's it, now when people ask me why I'm still single I'm just going to tell them 'math.'"
K and B are just like you. Except they're better at drinking. And worse at dating. And they're comic strip characters. But other than that, just like you.
Comments (0)
See all