Hi! Is that a Joker icon I see?

Yeah, I'm pretty sure it is. Unless both our eyes are deceiving us.

Nah, my eyesight's good so I'm trusting it. Anyway, what's up?

Nothing much, you?

Just browsing through the threads on The Café.

Eww, that desperate?

YAS! I need entertainment!

Watch a movie, read a book, burn a squirrel. There's tons of things you can do.

You did not just give me that last suggestion! That's sick.

Not if it's entertaining. :3

Seriously, dude, no.

I'm a dudette.

And I'm not.

Dramatic gasp. A guy on Wattpad? I never thought I'd live to see the day!

Yeah, that one's always a shocker.

So, what's a guy doing on a female-infested online community?

The outside scares me and I heard the books here are good.

Yeah, right! You probably came here for the porn fanfics!

....Do I know you?