Meet Cap'n Quonondorum (pronounced conundrum)! We all call him Connie though, nobody has time to spell his stupid name (yes it IS stupid Connie and you know it).
He's like Misc's older brother, and even though he's a disaster with more bounties on his head than he can count, he's a good guy and an amazing captain. His patch powers let him see in the dark and sprout spikes when he's pissed/scared enough. He did a stint in the military where he met Molly; its unclear whether he joined because he resented Patches as they do, or if it was a recon mission. He doensnt talk about it much.
Boink is the Love Of His Life (tm), somewhat reluctantly
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