This isn't like, a "friendzone" thing - I had been seeing this girl and we were making out quite a lot for people who were just friends. People can be complicated!
But you know what isn't that complicated? Sharing MercWorks on your social media! They'll love it, I'll get more readers - it's a win-win!
I got dumped on Valentine's Day. In the car. On the way to dinner. And then he invited his new girlfriend to meet me when we reached the bar. I wanted to hate her, but she was cool and now they're married.
He got a beer belly (like full on 6 months pregnant look).
I married a tall viking who gave me a frost giant baby and the perfect Valentine's date tonight. Shopping at the mall, low key dinner where we laughed the whole time and a surprise piece of shiny jewelry. BOOM!
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