Raccoony Dreams
Mar 09, 2017
This was a scene from a DND game I play.
Some Context:
Our party had been staying at a town with a curfew every night. Our dragonborn druid (curious as to why there was a curfew and not liking to be told what to do) turned herself into a raccoon to investigate. It was at this point that she realized that raccoons cannot open doors...
With a lack of options, she entered the room of my character, a Tiefling fighter who had spent his entire life growing up inside a dungeon and dreams of being a hero (he may be a touch strange in the head) to try to get me to open a window for her. After several bites, my character finally woke up, and being the good hero that he was, proceeded to chuck the raccoon that had come into his room out the window crying the phrase seen above. He was even good enough to lock the window again afterwards! ...needless to say the dragonborn was not pleased...
Fun fact: We found out a few weeks later that the door had actually been unlocked the whole time. I had just not bothered to check it
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