Blaire: Hey, it’s me Blaire, and I’m here to tell you about some of the spots in your galaxy.
First is my homeworld, Two-Suns. Because it, well, has two suns. Let me tell you, it’s really hot. Also, a lot of people say our moon is just a giant cactus but that makes no sense. It’s a little cramped here, wouldn’t recommend going here to be honest.
Tulip: Yeah, I don’t know how an entire planet can have just one culture and biome.
Blaire: Well, easy for you to say. She’s from Birdland.
Tulip: The continent Birdland of the planet Genera. Jazz capital of the galaxy. Also home to the continent of Tao and the great Western expansion.
Blaire: Yeah a lots of stuff going on there. Very noir. That’s where the space pirate group the Hyenas come for too. Not to be confused with the PLANET Noir. That place has NO sun!
Tulip: Yup, just fluorescent lighting and glowsticks like the galaxy’s biggest rave.
Blaire: Yeah, no WAY I’m going there. You can’t even see. It’s terrifying!
Tulip: well, I’m sorry Blaire, we’re going to have to…
Blaire: No! A planet with too many suns, a planet with no suns, can’t we go someplace nice like Boa. P?
Tulip: Best of All Possible Planets? The cashless meritocracy resort planet with hot springs, casinos, arcades, and endless buffets?
Blaire: Yeah, why not?
Tulip: Because it’s not real. Well, It’s virtual reality.
Blaire: Bummer…