By: Jessica Reader and loosely based on a no-nonsense rhyme by an unknown bard from the 1400's

One bright day in the middle of the night,

Two dead soldiers got up to fight,

Back to back they faced each other,

Drew their guns and shot each other,

A deaf priest heard the noise,

And he came to save them two dead boys,

But if you don't believe that's true,

Ask that blind man there,

Because he saw it too.