I was walking through the cemetery, wearing a black short dress with some black knee socks and black shoes. My body stands in front of my mother's grave. My eyes stare at it as my mouth holds a cigarette which smoke comes from it. My fingers take my cigarette away and throws it. Smoke comes from my mouth and I turn around and pull down my panties and pee in her grave, hunched.
My eyes look around and my head bows down, closing my eyes. When I'm done, I pull my panties up and stand on my feet, pulling my panties up. I look behind me and a guy of black hair, long and filler nose was standing there, nodding his head and smiling with his lips.
"Hello, Freddy." I waved, smiling.
"I did not saw anything, swear." He lifts his hands in the air, shrugging.
"You did not." I smiled and walked away with a chuckle. He laughed.
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Natalie and Porcelain were hitting with bats the guards at the office of the cemetery. I walked to them and stood at the door of the office. "Guys, they're already knocked up! What are you doing, let's go!"
Natalie turned to me. "Sorry, is that I stole nail polish." Natalie said with an 'oops' face.
"Today?" I asked.
"Yeah."
"And Bean?"
I asked.
"GUYS! I STOLE FOOD TO NOT WASTE MONEY BUT RUN BECAUSE COPS ARE RIGHT BEHIND ME!" He yelled while running to us and we heard the cop's sirens. Bean gave a girly scream and ran faster, we ran with him.
We are all running in slow motion, and a red Jeep stops in front of us so we stop with a scream. "Guys, it's me." Smiles Broody opening the back door with a bottom, Freddy is the driver this time and oh yeah: he's Broody's brother. He smiles and I smile at her.
"Get in!" He says and we get into the car and Natalie closed the door behind us. Freddy drives away. We all sigh.
"What were you guys doing on here?" Broody asks.
"I made pee in the funeral of my mother." I said.
"You made pee in the funeral?" Asks Broody.
"Don't get me wrong but I hated her, and the best was to pee in the funeral."
"Jesus. But why should the police give a fuck about that?"
"Bean stole food to not waste money and Natalie stole nail polish to not waste a single dollar from the money me and bean stole from a bank." As soon as the words came out my mind realized they shouldn't have so my mouth couldn't help but gasp and cover my mouth. Broody turned to us with a frown.
"Whose...Bean?" She asks.
"UH...." My mind tries to come out with something but I can't. "He's...my dead brother. I still say it like he's alive because I feel that he's still in my heart, you know?"
"Oh my Gosh, I'm so sorry, I--"
"It's okay. Don't worry."
She smiles with her lips and turns around on her seat. Bean takes my hand and my lips make a smile. Freddy looks at his rear view mirror and frowns. He sees Bean's face staring at the rear view mirror with a smirk. Freddy closes his eyes and opens them again to see that Bean is not in there. He sighs and keeps driving.
"Well, should we all eat in this Thanksgiving?" I asked with a smile and they all cheered and we laughed.
The police arrives at the house beside mine, knocking on the door. Mrs. Hooks opens the door wearing a black shirt that has a pink frame on the middle and some jeans with brown boots and her red but short hair curled down.
"Yes, men? Can I help you?" She asks.
"Your car killed Mrs. Kat's mom, didn't it?"
"Oh..." she looked down. "Y--Yes."
"Sorry to just come like this and say--"
"Is okay. Is okay, you may come in--"
"Oh no, Mrs. Hooks, I think you do not understand." Said the black haired cop. She frowned softly but not in a suspicious way.
"You're arrested, for the murder of the mother of lady Marie."
"Wait, but why don't you come? Just for awhile and arrest me later." She nodded her head with a smile and in a flirty way she walked into her house. The cop looked at his partner frowning and his partner looked at him, frowning.
They walked in and the door closed behind them. They gasped like pussies and looked behind them and then in front of them. "No...way..." said the white cop and Mrs. Hooks was holding a sexual dick toy on her hand with a smirk, standing in front of the couch with a tiger dress that showed her legs and feet. God knows how the hell did she dressed so fast.
"Wanna try?" she smirks and kisses the tip of the sexual toy and smiles. Both sit on the couch and she sits in the middle of them smiling as both are terrified.
"AHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!!!" Screams were heard from the two cops even from outside the house and the birds that stood at the tree's sticks of that house flew away by the awful screams of these men.
The door of the house opened with both of them jumping the steps with mouths screaming and arms swinging in the air. They fell on their faces with their asses in the air and they stood up again running and fixing their pants.
Mrs. Hooks stood at the edge of the door watching them with a victorious smirk and seeing them leave with their car. She closed the door and sighed with her head bowed down as her hands held the lock of the door.
"Esther Rivers, died yesterday by a horrible car impact. And cameras have recorded her daughter peeing at Esther's grave and going away like if it had not been anything. Suspicious?" Says a blond reporter. Mrs. Hooks is staring at the TV. Her face turning each time in rage.
"Fuck you!" She yells at the TV like if it could hear her and she throws the remote control at the TV so it cracks. She hunches, her shoulder sliding down the door as she sobs covering her eyes with her fists and cries.
"I saw it." Freddy admitted. His seat laying back and we had all smoked.
"You saw what, Fred?" Broody smirked.
"I saw how Kat made pee in the funeral." Freddy laughed.
"FUCK YOU!" I hit him with a little pillow and he keeps laughing.
"Actually I saw it too," Bean said, laying beside me. "I am connected, remember?"
Me and Porcelain and Natalie laugh this time. Broody looks at us with a smile.
"What are you guys laughing now?"
We looked around with our mouths opened trying to avoid the question but her cellphone rings. "Fuck." she says while reaching it on her pocket and she pulls it out and sees "Mom" on the screen.
She puts it on her ear with a smile. "Hello, mother." We all chuckle silently. She looks down and frowns. "What?"
Then we all frown. "Cameras that recorded when Kat made pee in the funeral?" She asked and I laid on my chest with a frown. Porcelain laid on his chest and Natalie laid on her shoulder as she (as same we) stared at Freddy. Even Bean who was angry as fuck.
"What?" Freddy asks.
"YOU SENT IT TO THE COPS?"
"It was before you could turn around and I could see it was you!"
"YOU'RE DEAD, FREDDY HOOKS! DEAD." I said but we heard the cops' sirens and the lights of their cars lightened us. We gasped.
"Thank me LATER!" Freddy yelled and started to drive us away at full speed.
"AND WHERE THE FUCK ARE WE GOING?"
"MALIBU!"
"WHAT?" I yelled back.
"HAWAII ! HAVE PASSPORTS?"
We all looked at each other with worried faces. "No necessary," Says Porcelain and aims forward with a palm so a colored circle shows up in front of our car and our car sinks into it as we scream and the circle closes, revealing a cliff. So the cops fall off the cliff with screams.
"So, hawaii?" I ask. "Is your mother okay with this?"
"She says she is." Broody says, looking at me. I sigh and looked down.
"At least we're traveling." Smiles Bean.
"I hate planes." I say.
At the banks' cameras, the guy who seemed like a spy since the day I stole the bank with Bean was watching us again. Closely. He was inside the back of a moving truck with an arrested orange suit and his computer of cameras against his lap.
The truck in which he was stopped. He looked up and at the doors. They opened with two guards, one was telling him that they would take him into prison but the guy throws the laptop at him so the guard holds it and receives a kick on the face by the dude. The dude takes the computer before the guard can fall and hits the guard's head with HIS own head. The guard's eyes roll with yellow birds flying around his head and his body falls. The dude jumps out of the car's back and falls onto his feet.
"That bitch's daughter is trying to ruin my Broody's life, I got to stop 'em." He growled and kept walking away.
Mrs. Hooks phone rang and she quickly stood up from the couch and stood in front of the phone picking it up and answering it. "Hello?" she said.
"It's Mandy."
"Mandy? My love? Oh my God are you out?"
"I escaped."
"Oh..."
"I'll go to Hawaii."
"WHAT? No, no, no! Absolutely not! I can not lose any other one anymore!"
"That girl just made pee in the funeral and look what it has cost our daughter's life!"
"At least, can you come here so we can fuck? I literally haven't SEEN YOU IN YEARS!"
"Yes, of course we will fuck."
"Good." Mrs. Hooks says and hung up. She licked her upper lip and walked away.
20 MINUTES LATER...
"Love, I am home!" The dude yelled. Closing the door behind him. He looked around and saw no one. He frowned and slowly and carefully kept walking forward. Leg after leg. Like a spy.
He stands on the living room right beside the couch looking around. Mrs. Hooks appears behind him with a bat and hits the back of his head with the bat so he falls on his knees and palms first but she hits him again with the bat and he falls onto his chest very, very knocked out and out of this world.
Mrs. Hooks smiles and hunches beside him and beside his ear. "I can be gentle, but when it becomes about my daughter...everyone is fucking screwed." She said and smiled with her lips and kissed his cheek.
She stood up again and locked the door of the house with her 5 locks. She smirked as she turned around and gave her back to the door. She turned the radio on on the table beside her and some Bon Jovi song appeared. She smiled wickedly looking at her husband and blood was spraying out of his head.
Mrs. Hooks chuckles and give circles moving her head up and down so her hair floats in the air. She goes to her kitchen and opens a cabinet and takes a bottle of vodka and looks down at it. She looks at her husband with her lips parted.
"Mom, you cannot drink again. Promise me, you won't." she remembered Broody's voice in her head. Mrs. Hooks thought about it. For a moment. But she just opened the bottle and drank from it giving circles as she headed back to the living room swinging one leg backward and forward. She laid on the couch with a smirk and chuckled before drinking the vodka bottle and all faded black.
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