Eva: Jezus Goo! You use waaaaay to many complicated words. Tone it down a bit!                                                                                                          

 Goo: If being informative and formal is too complicated for you to comprehend then you do not have to read it.  

Eva: But it’s about me toooooo! I wanna see what’chu put about meeeee! 

Goo: Then stop complaining and reading, silly child.

Eva: Trololololol! Goooooo~ Your writing suuuuuucks!  That's not even what happened!

Goo: You speak as if you could do better.

Eva: Well I can!

Goo: Highly doubtful.