So, I have no idea how to doctor

Patience have come in, and I kinda give them a diagnosis, in hopes I can keep them occupied while I work on the real diagnosis

But, every time I give a fake diagnosis, it somehow cures people

So, I've decided to drop research, and just use my gut for diagnosis

Some people are sceptical about my science

That I don't have a medical documents to prove my authenticity

To that, I show them my rocket scientist resume

It silences them every time

I know rocket science, so I must be a good doctor....

So far, I've diagnosed people with Parkinson's with coffee, since they believe its a cure, it actually works

While for some with the common cold, I take a wand, and say some hippidy dippidy stuff, and their cured

So yeah... That's a thing, I'm rallying people with my psudo science, I wonder how long before people find out the secret that I actually don't know how to be an actual doctor, and I'm making it up as I go 

As A side note, I've also been approached with children that has autism, and the parents say they need me to cure their autism

I tell then autism isn't curable

And just to deal with it

So far, I'm making some money for this.... I'll see how this goes...