Its my birthday today
I'm sitting in my house, in a dark room with a single candle
So far, I've checked my phone, I still don't have internet
the Poporatzi is outside my house and stuff, asking for my secrets to my medical prowess
Even though a lot of it was really placebo
Which probably explains why scientist haven't been able to find out how I do it
So, I'm just eating my cake
Basically, I ended up curing someone with my green sugar water
Who knew my green sugar water could cure cancer
Well, people are outside my house regardless, so I better tell them to go away
I told them that this whole doctor thing is too pressuring for me... So I decided to set my clinic on fire, and destroy all my green water
I've decided to move to Europe and have a name change so people won't notice me
So far, I landed a job in tech support, and help fix computers and stuff
its going good, its a lot less pressuring than being a doctor
Being a doctor just wasn't for me
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