Its my birthday today

I'm sitting in my house, in a dark room with a single candle

So far, I've checked my phone, I still don't have internet

the Poporatzi is outside my house and stuff, asking for my secrets to my medical prowess

Even though a lot of it was really placebo

Which probably explains why scientist haven't been able to find out how I do it

So, I'm just eating my cake

Basically, I ended up curing someone with my green sugar water

Who knew my green sugar water could cure cancer

Well, people are outside my house regardless, so I better tell them to go away

I told them that this whole doctor thing is too pressuring for me... So I decided to set my clinic on fire, and destroy all my green water

I've decided to move to Europe and have a name change so people won't notice me

So far, I landed a job in tech support, and help fix computers and stuff

its going good, its a lot less pressuring than being a doctor

Being a doctor just wasn't for me