FFffuck!

Me and rose are in a relationship!

I didn't ask for this

This is just as forced as an author shipping two characters in a story, and making their relationship a thing, even though its incredibly forced, barely even supported as something validated, and incredibly unnessisary!

Godahmmit, I don't even know how to handle an actual relationship... I guess I can do what I normally did with my ex.

Neglect her, and play more league of legends...

Wait, FCK, I can't play league of legends, avoiding this relationship is IMPOSSIBLE now! Now I actually have to get my Aunt's internet password or I'll be stuck dealing with a relationship I don't wanna be apart of!

In regards of our new XZES pals, we got billy, billy 2, billy 3, because I don't wanna pick their names, so I let them choose it for them

Nonetheless, I'll just sit in the corner, and try to avoid the fact that this is happening

Rose thinks I must be sitting in the corner and angsting over my tragic back story and finds it really hot, even though no, I'm just trying to avoid her, because I DIDNT ASK FOR THIS

Kill me! No wait, I'm a main character, I can't die...

Crap...

You know, if there's a world outside this novel world, I wonder if people make merchandise of me... I wonder is people are reading my diary entries... Thats awkward...

End entry eighteen