(WOWIE, AN UNDERTALE SKIT!!! shhhh, hey, it's starting)

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Toriel: Would you like some pie, my child? Baked fresh this-

(The pie falls on the floor)

Toriel: ...morning.

...well, how does tea sound?

Frisk: (Ok signal)

Toriel: Phew! That's a relief. ASGORE! Please get the child some tea.

Asgore: We're all out.

Toriel: Are you sure? There must be a few bags of tea somewhe-

(Toriel opens the cabinet to find Sans)

Toriel: ...

Sans: ...

Toriel: ...should I even question this?

Sans: nah, not really.

Toriel: Well, (closes the cabinet) looks like we ARE out of tea.

...do you like cups?

Frisk: ...

(Papyrus randomly barges into the room with Undyne)

Papyrus: GUESS WHAT?

Sans: you made spaghetti? ...again?

Papyrus: WHY OF ALL THINGS- NO, I DID NOT "MAKE SPAGHETTI AGAIN".

Frisk: Really? (Holy flip, Frisk can talk.)

Undyne: Of course not! We made-

Papyrus: PENNE!

Frisk: But isn't penne a type of spaghetti?

Papyrus: ...

Alphys: (Holding Papyrus back from attacking Frisk) T-technically, penne is a t-type of pasta, not a type of spaghetti. But then again, spaghetti is also pasta, meaning it is related to penne, but penne does not fall into the category of spaghetti.

Papyrus: YEAH, SCIENCE (?)

Undyne: Woah! When did you learn so much about food, Alphys?

Alphys: W-well, a-actually, it took a lot of learning...t-ten years to be exact...of INTENSE school and studying.

(Flashback)

Mettaton: Now, you must crack the eggs gently like this-

Alphys: YEAH! CRACK THOSE EGGS, METTATON!!! CRACK THEM LIKE THEY'VE NEVER BEEN CRACKED BEFORE!!!!! -which you should check that they aren't before buying them (wink)!

(Flashback Ends)

Sans: you do realize we all saw that flashback, right?

Alphys: ...

Undyne: Oh! I almost forgot to mention! I taught Papyrus how to use the oven!

(Undyne holds up some penne. It's horribly burnt.)

Papyrus: I THINK I DID GREAT!

Toriel: Well. Looks like spaghetti-in-a-cup it is. Again.

Frisk: Great.