WELL HOW THE FUCK HAVE YOU GUYS BEEN?

It’s Red, in case the caps lock did not make that exceedingly (some would say) painfully clear. I’m jetlagged to shit but full of Red Bull so let’s fucking do this thing. For anyone who is like “why are you yelling at me, who are you, I just started reading this a week ago and you’re scaring me” – first of all? Hi! Second of all? I’m actually sincerely sorry about that, sometimes I get carried away. I’m mostly harmless.

So it’s been three weeks since I left for a cruise from Scotland to Norway and let me tell you I have stories for you, friends – many of which I should probably never share but hey. You know me. Unless you don’t. … What I’m saying is that I will share them anyway because I have no concept of shame.

… But we’re just going to chalk today as a loss because I’ve already wasted half my word count and as you have maybe already noticed I cannot seem to maintain one mental thread for more the a couple seconds. We’re going to blame Red Bull for that. I’m actually a ttch late posting today because I’ve been pestering Flynn all morning with nonstop text walls of plot vomit. Without going into much detail (we’ll leave that for another description) I haven’t really had a solitary moment to myself since I left the country. As you can imagine, that gave me very little time to think on Shiloh, so today the flood gates opened and I have been babbling at Flynn since literally 5am without stopping, and have filled – hey what the hell let me figure out the actual number… HOH SHIT.

Forty-nine pages in Word. With plot vomit. Plomit.

Can we all take a second to appreciate my long suffering partner, Flynn? Everyone say something nice to Flynn in comments. My god. Forty-nine pages. That’s so much worse than I thought. Flynn you do art good and also have a nice face. Thanks for not killing me.

- [RED]

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